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19 Oct, 12 tweets, 1 min read
I just saw Hunter Biden’s Laptop without a mask.
I just saw Hunter Biden’s Laptop throw down a reverse windmill 360 dunk in Venice.
I just had a bite of Hunter Biden’s Laptop Creme Brûlée and it’s to die for.
Hunter Biden’s Laptop is in final talks to reprising the Patrick Swayze role in the Dirty Dancing reboot.
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Ted Talk is currently streaming #1 on iTunes and Spotify.
I just got invited to Hunter Biden’s Laptop Bar Mitzvah and I’m afraid the Covid 15lbs means I need to take my tux in to be taken out a bit.
Just got an email from Hunter Biden’s Laptop saying the jump to Pilates from Yoga is harder than most people think.
Hunter Biden’s Laptop dead lifts 350 on a good day.
Yo’ anyone around tomorrow? Thinking me and Hunter Biden’s Laptop take the drones out to Santa Monica Mountains. Who’s in?
When Hunter Biden’s Laptop take melatonin; it gets nightmares about spiders.
Don’t taunt Hunter Biden’s Laptop.
Hunter Biden’s Laptop has been added to the cast for next season of “Dancing With The Stars”.

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