Stop counting cases and the pandemic will go away!

Stop counting votes and the losing will go away!

No counting! Counting shows bad things!
Wishing is better! And I wish... pandemic is now ZERO! Poof! Gone!

And I won everything! Massive numbers! Not the ones I counted, but the ones I wished into being! Everything so great when you STOP THE COUNT!
I’m about to go call my medical director and tell her not to worry about the waiting room: it’s empty now girl! Drop that full capacity protocol!
This is amazing! Anyone need a raise? Your salary is now...

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29 Oct
This is wonderfully clear education on why it’s so key to layer on factors that prevent COVID spread: english.elpais.com/society/2020-1… @elpaisinenglish
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28 Oct
Nebraska has a test positivity rate of 20% - indicator for adequate testing is 5% or less - and over the past 2 weeks, cases have gone up by 24%, hospitalizations by 41%, and deaths by 105% (NYTimes).
The good news is that this is outdoors. The bad news is the close-packed crowed, the lack of masks, the extended time period, and the fact that 1/3 of the 64,000 cases in Nebraska thus far have been here, in Douglas County.
It's an exercise of vast carelessness and bravado, shot through with an utter lack of compassion.
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27 Oct
Do what you need to do to cope in the short term and then come back with the memory of this sham, rushed process and every hypocrite who supported it.
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25 Oct
Doctors Have Been Working Hard In This Pandemic And Do Not Appreciate Being Slandered: A Thread
First, @ACEPNow, which represents my specialty of emergency medicine:

“ACEP is appalled by President Trump's reckless and false assertions that physicians are overcounting deaths related to COVID-19. Emergency physicians and other health care workers have risked their lives...
“...day in and day out... battling the greatest public health crisis in a generation—all while watching countless patients die alone, going to work without sufficient protection equipment, and struggling with crushing anxiety about getting sick or spreading the virus...”
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24 Oct
There are always people who will argue against science and public health. Medical treatments for addiction, vaccines, speed limits, seatbelts, smoking bans, condom use ... all of these had and have die-hard opponents with their individual rationales for opposition.
I guess I’m saying this for those of you who feel frustrated and hopeless against the loud voices of those who oppose public health measures. There is always an uphill battle to diffusion of health innovation. Most times, the actions that save lives advance over time.
I definitely feel that frustration... I'm shopping for punching bags for my home (seriously). Stay in the part of the ecosystem you believe in, be steady, and focus on being a helper.
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22 Oct
Mitch is a hard stick is all I can say for sure. (I know that sounds like a character description but it’s a medical one)
Probably on anticoagulants too. Sometimes old fragile papery skin does that when the veins are elusive. But the lip argues anticoagulants.
Also clinically possible that he touched the cursed horcrux as others are suggesting on this thread. Just spitballing here so may as well keep the differential broad.
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