NEW RULE 1: No one is allowed to rip Pelosi, AOC or any other Dem until they have a working knowledge of why the Rs in the GA run-offs totally suck.
NEW RULE 2: For every 5 posts ripping this massively entitled criminal POS you are allowed one tweet ripping Pelosi/AOC/name the Dem. But really you should just stop it.
NEW RULE 3: If y'all must deep dive in someone's campaign finances, maybe look at hers
NEW RULE 4: For every 20 posts ripping this a hole you are allowed one post ripping AOC or Pelosi and you should just stop that too
Here is an example of how to do this right by @jazmin0809 :
Or here - a subtle rebranding of the "dems tear each other up like dogs" thing. Subtle. Good.
While we are on how to act in 2020 - don't repost lies that undermine the new president. Like this
Also, if you feel like ripping someone for fun on Twitter, I kinda low key hate this guy.
If you need to rip someone: rip this felon.
And if you dig this kind of thing, please follow. And if you want to hear the song I wrote that Loeffler and Mitch inspired, it's the 4th song on my EP and it's right here
The WNBA team owned by Lauffler is campaigning against her.

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Dear Conservatives: You asked me to take Hillary's off-books email server seriously. I did. I analyzed the evidence and found it unappetizing, but not a serious NATSEC issue.
And you asked me to take Benghazi seriously. I did. I looked at the evidence, found a very unfortunate situation and a ham-handed domestic response in the narrative about what happened.
And you asked me to take seriously accusations that Biden corruptly took bribes through his son. I did. I found HB got benefits abroad that the children of non-Senators/VPs might not get, but zero evidence that it impacted US sovereign interests or NATSEC.
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First off, you don't even need rose-coloreds to see that Trump has lost A MAJOR STEP in terms of verbal acuity since 2016. He's slipping and he doesn't even have a good nick name for either Biden or Kamala. Sad.
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Dark Dirk has the con
and Dark Dirk doesn't really GAF about having feels for the First Family of making everything worse
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It's almost happy hour, so here is the happy-hour-est song on the new record, Not Gonna Take It.
I had a ton of help with this and it's come a long way including from @SophieSRapp @Photos62 @marykerry @MeggieOcean @AskDesCamp @The_Jett_Cam @JupiterDi1112 @LorseaR @embeeshea @mylastsoberduck @JeffJWarwick @matchracer @kelly2277
And I borrowed a couple lines from @JennaLeeTV
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