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20 Nov, 5 tweets, 2 min read
I'll watch the Snyd3rCut if Zack promises to randomly Zoom conservatives Annie Hall-style and point out the Spartans, even in the movie's context, were unreliable narrators fighting for the "freedom" to have the most brutally tyrannical society imaginable.
'300' is Starship Troopers for people immune to satire.
It's the SAME movie. A propagandist narrator twirls a tale of a square-jawed, sexually overwhelming warrior caste defending a cartoonishly idealized fascist society against invading hordes.

But ONE knew that Americans are dummies who need to have the joke spelled out for them.
the only thing snyd3r is ever subtle about is the point he is trying to make

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I suppose I'd settle for a good night's sleep.
There's a brewery or two that I miss. They might not be there come spring.

It'd be nice to not have my head on a swivel going down grocery store aisles. But that might be ingrained now.

I may have lost any previous fondness for a packed concert or movie house.
Shit like this stays with you. Getting nervous about crowds or having anxiety over social gatherings, for whatever reason, stays with you.

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Oh, was choking to death alone on your own fucking lungs after consigning three relatives to the same fate on your bucket list, dick?
News flash to all you Spartan-fetishizing CHUDs who pine like morons for the Roman Empire or Clausewitz or whatever the fuck: Until, like, penicillin was invented every war was decided not by combat but which army managed to keep typhoid from killing less than half their troops.
Wanna know why we won the Revolution? A VERY gay Prussian mercenary taught colonials at Valley Forge how to tamp down dysentery by no longer digging latrines uphill from the mess tent.
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hahaha aha ahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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when the riddler just isn't trying anymore
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