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19 Nov
I now know what it means...and sigh...I wish I hadn’t asked. I will not translate it because we have enough conspiracy theories of our own
And apropos conspiracy theories, if we don’t stop Facebook and YouTube it will end badly...for everybody
I knew he was short a sandwich...but this is dangerous
Read 6 tweets
19 Nov
Was heißt “Impfmückenphobiker”?
It was a questions for Germans you Papageieneier
Non-German speakers are using google translate to explain to me what it means and of course...it’s wrong
Read 4 tweets
18 Nov
I have a tip for US uncles and aunties with relatives all over the world. If you’re trying to figure out how to send packages internationally without spending an arm and a leg, I’ve been using a company called parcel monkey for almost a year now and so far, it’s been amazing.
It’s still expensive, but instead of an arm and a leg, it’s just an arm
*Also...I’m not associated with this company or get paid by them. Just trying to help fellow immigrants out
Read 4 tweets
17 Nov
Can we call it Muslim vaccine? Image
So we have one vaccine created by a Muslim immigrant couple and one that was funded by Dolly Parton? If that isn’t the most Hollywood ending to 2020...
Some people are still mistakenly referring to these vaccines as Pfizer and Moderna instead of the Muslim and the Dolly Parton vaccine
Read 5 tweets
17 Nov
I’m sorry but Dr. Khan is a moron, as a human being and as a doctor
“As a physician, if we took everything a patient said out of their mouth, we would never be able to diagnose them,” Khan said.

Does he have patients? Shall we warn them?
The other Muslim featured in this article, Salman Razzaqi, is not nearly as moronic and sadly a lot of what he says is true, albeit selfish and cold hearted. Sigh.
Read 4 tweets
10 Sep
The air smells burned, my car is covered in ash...and I’m 20 miles away from the closest fire....I can’t remember it ever being this bad
Stupid people do a lot of damage
cnn.com/2020/09/08/us/…
And just when you think the world can’t get any crueler than this abc7.com/sidewalk-bould…
Read 6 tweets

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