This was all fucking Hagaruke's fault. All her fault.

She had found this internet trend of boys in skirts.


But then she opened her big fucking mouth.

"I mean, can you imagine our classmates in skirts? Weird right?"

If weird meant hot, then yes Ochako agreed.
Luckily, the way Mina and Momo also froze when Tooru and Tsu laughed at it awkwardly let Ochako know she wasn't alone.

Boys in skirts. Their boys in skirts.

But how?

Ochako tried to ignore it until Mina yanked her by her elbow to sit at the table when Momo was drinking her

"Okay but how?"

Ochako scrunched her eyebrows together looking between Mina, who was pulling on her hair, and Momo, who was calmly blowing on her tea.

"How what, Mina?"

"How do we get them in skirts!"

Momo spewed her tea across the table as Ochako floated.
After a brief intermission and new brewed tea, all three attempted to think of ways to trick the boys into skirts.

They had decided to just get all of them in skirts rather than single the few out.

"What about a reverse pageant for....uh.. charity?" Mina offered.
"But then what's stopping Todoroki and Iida from just providing the funds?"

"Damn rich kids," Mina pouted.

"What if we had a costume contest with class B? The boys love to show off!" Momo's starry eyes glowed at the hope. Ochako touched her nose picturing the maid outfits.
Phew, no blood.

"Momo, it's May. There's no way we are getting them into costumes in May...." Mina whined. She rolled her forehead on the table, "can't we just take their hero costumes and put them in skirts?"

Ochako laughed, leaning back on two legs of the chair.
"You know damn well the bakusquad will just come out dicks swinging."

Mina narrowed her eyes at her best friend. "Well it's a win win for us then isn't it? Miss Blasty."

Ochako lost her grip and crashed to the floor. "Mina shut up! I.. I haven't... he doesn't.. we don't.."
Momo feverishly waved them to quiet down. "Hush!! We have company!"

Walking through the commons from a massive mock battle were all the gentlemen involved- Bakugou, Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero, Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki, and the added Shouji.
All had bandages in various places and seemingly in great moods.

In the back of the pack, Kirishima and Bakugou walked slowly motioning toward the kitchen that was behind where the girls were.

Ochako hadn't realized she was staring until Bakugou nodded his head toward her.
"Oh my god, girl you have got to get it together." Mina whispered before she turned around welcoming everyone home.

Ochako just groaned beating her head against the table while Momo patted her shoulder.

"Why is this so hard!" Ochako froze as a thought tickled her mind.
"Wait. Wait, what if we just ask them?" She looked at Momo and Mina quickly. "Mina, wait.. stop don't call them over I have-"

"What's happening over here?" Kirishima's booming voice announced their arrival.

"Tea! Would you like some?" Momo offered but both boys declined
"Oi, Cheeks, what's wrong with you?" Bakugou eyed her for a moment and time stood still.

She could see Mina and Momo's eyes widen as she opened her mouth. She knew she couldn't stop her tongue from forming the words.

Ah, shit.
"Would you wear a skirt?"

She had said it rushed and much louder than she intended. Kind of feral like actually.

Time moved very slowly as Bakugou's eyes lit with hesitant amusement. "Hah?"

Ochako licked her lips refusing to process what was happening in fear she would
lose her courage.

"Would... would you wear a skirt? Like either of you."

Kirishima and Bakugou cocked their heads looking at each other and then the three girls at the table. Momo was patting her face with a napkin that was quickly turning red, while Mina was fidgeting with
her horn (everyone knew that was her anxious habit) and Ochako was holding her breath.

Kirishima started first, "I mean it's not unmanly or anything I just haven't thought about it? Like are we talking a kilt or like one of your uniform skirts?"
Bakugou still hadn't spoken but kept his eyes trained on Ochako as she quickly kicked Mina to respond.

"Eeep! uh either? uniform? Yes the uh uniform skirt?"

Bakugou smirked, rolling his shoulders back. "Yeah you know what? I would. For the right price."
Ochako almost fell out of her chair as Kirishima and Bakugou had another silent conversation.

"I'll wear a skirt if Ochako punches the fuck out of Deku. Just nails him."

Kirishima laughed, "Man i knew you were still pissed at that uppercut from earlier."
Bakugou pushed on Kirishima's shoulder before crowding into Ochako's space- breath hot on her ear.

"So, is the price right for you, Cheeks?"

Ochako scrambled from her seat, screaming for Deku and that she was sorry.

---I have no words. Men in skirts. Cheerleader Baku--

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