small thread of very good pompeii graffiti
"Celadus the Thracian, the ladies choice among gladiators!"
"health to you, Victoria and wherever you are may you sneeze sweetly."
"Posphorus fucked here"
-etched into the south wall of the lupanare.
"Sanius to Cornelius: Go hang yourself!"
"Corydon is a country bumpkin"
"oh Epaphras, thou art bald!"
"oh Epaphras, thou art no ball player!
"Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!"
-found in the basillica
"Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
-found in gladiator barracks.
"If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should see my girlfriend."
-founf in the Atrium of the House of Pinarius
"weep, you girls! my penis has given you up. now it penetrates men's behind's. Goodbye wonderous femininity!"
-found in the Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio
Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates".
-found in Tavern of Verecundus
"Watch it, you that shits in this place! May you have Jove's anger if you ignore this"
-found in House of Pascius Hermes
"Shitter, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place"
-found just outside the Vesuvius Gate
"Celadus the Thracian makes the girls moan!"
-found in the Barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators
"Secundus likes to screw boys."
-found in the Building of Eumachia, via del'abbondanza
"Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women"#
-found in Vico d' Eumachia, brothel
"Phileros is a eunuch!"
-found in the basillica
"My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?"
-found in House of the Centenary; in the atrium
"Secundus defecated here"
-found in the House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door
this was written three times on the same wall in three separate places
"Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores"
-found in a Herculaneum bar
if i find some more good ones whilst i study for exams i'll add them :)
boys this is such a long thread im so sorry
i realise i titled this thread small graffitti thread about pompeii and both those statements were a big fat lie (1 it is quite long (2 its about both pompeii and herculaneum

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