KRUSTY THE CLOWN IS COMING 4 DINNER N BART IS EXCITED
KRUSTY IS JEWISH

THIS WAS NOT PREVIOUSLY KNOWN
KRUSTY IS TELLING A STORY OF WOE AT THE DINNER TABLE

ALL HIS MALE ANCESTORS WERE RABBIS N HIM BEING A CLOWN IS AN EMBARRASSMENT

HIS FATHER KICKED HIM OUT OF THE FAMILY
KRUSTY IS OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME BECAUSE HE IS LONELY

THE SIMPONS WERE A LITTLE ACCOMMODATING AT FIRST BUT GREW DISQUIETED WITH IS COMPANY
KRUSTY CRIED ON AIR OVER AN ITCHY N SCRATCHY CARTOON WHERE THEIR FATHERS WERE INVOLVED

BART N LISA DECIDED 2 TRY 2 FIND KRUSTY'S FATHER
BART N LISA DECIDE 2 STUDY JUDAIC LAW 2 OUTSMART KRUSTY'S FATHER

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