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21 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
New political ideology:

The Stonk State

Turn the entire country into one giant stock trading house

No one works - the Fed just prints money and everyone trades stonks to sky highs
In cases of market crash, a basic UBI will ensure that

1. People don't go homeless

2. They can use some of it to buy the dip and get back on the train for the next bull run

1. Fed prints
2. People buy stonks
3. Fed taxes back money
4. UBI as safety net - govt recoups through taxes anyway
5. Stonks only go up
The entire country becomes Stratton Oakmont

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