The President’s lawyer is on Twitter accusing people of having a micropenis.
What a goddamn time to be alive.
I am walking down the street cackling about micropenises.

2020 has finally broken me.
I am at a loss for words.
Why the capital P?!

What is MicroPenis syndrome?!?

Why is the President’s lawyer revealing HIPAA-protected information?!?!?
I sometimes worry if I use a comma instead of a colon in an email salutation.

And the President’s lawyer just told someone they have “MicroPenis syndrome.” In public. On Twitter.

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