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Nov 27, 2020 11 tweets 3 min read Read on X
here comes the dipshit brigade exclaiming AHA PERFECT JUST COMPLETELY PULVERIZED IN COURT AGAIN SCOTUS HERE WE COME
here’s an interesting prognostication. it’s self-evident this has zero point zero zero chance of going to SCOTUS and yet the MAGA lunatics are absolutely convinced it is. this obvious reality juncture supplies a clear opportunity to predict the next antagonist in their plotline
SOMEBODY will have to be blamed for the failure of the plot to advance to SCOTUS as planned. they need a character, and there’s an unwritten rule that new characters introduced at reality junctures have to exist to some extent in the canon already
I’ve observed an uptick in villainizing john roberts the last few days. ostensibly this is tethered to the covid restrictions ruling but I’d submit he’s being laundered into the canon in preparation for his next role as the reason their SCOTUS case savior never materialized
these people have not had an original idea in their life ImageImage
the prevailing perception of the alt-realitists is that they always plow forward because they are not bound by any rules of reality and this is very wrong. they are bound by *one* rule - the show must go on. and this iron-clad rule makes them completely predictable.
they’re in a video game that is programmed to never end regardless of any events in the real world that contradict the current game narrative. but like a video game, the subsequent narratives have programming limits. they are never new. they are always reboots of old narratives.
it’s all very westworld, actually. the real world can intrude all it likes but the hosts always find their way back to their loops
this is uhhhh pretty out there but it uh, it might actually be a form of artificial intelligence
ok let’s use the rule and predict the next villain at the next reality juncture. the show must go on, and the character must exist in canon already. the next villain is mike pence.

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