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Dec 1, 2020 7 tweets 1 min read Read on X
does one single person know what salesforce is or does
lmao whole buncha people in mentions talkin about crm like i know wtf a crm is lolllll
okay so it's an advertising company that's what i'm going with thanks everyone!!!!!
lol okay the last stupid thing i'll say about this and then drop it is that everything people have said about whatever salesforce is, especially the real descriptions, reads like it's literally a 30 rock joke where jack donaghy is explaining "business" to liz lemon
lol god i'm sorry, i cannot let this go, it is so insanely funny to me that dozens of very smart people gave what they thought were accurate descriptions of salesforce and *all of them* described something different hahahahahaha we live in an episode of hbo's silicon valley??????
LIKE!!!! how is it possible that people *in the industry* cannot describe with any level of precision a company that has 50,000 employees and is worth $220 billion dollars????????
this will never not be funny i'm sorry, this whole thing has just completely thrown off my evening/week idk how i'll be able to think about anything else for a while

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