Thread by @sansamour20

The Lost Tomb 3: Ultimate Note 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍

I CANT HIT PLAY IM AALJSDAJDA SHAKING

opening sequence looks like it’s a horror show? like american horror story s1 focused on the haunted house? sans the catchy theme song that is 🤣

XIAO GE ARE YOU OKAY

Wu Xie introduces Xiao Ge as, The Zhang QiLing, Men You Ping IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

"We found the Bronze Gate. That was Zhang QiLing's destination."

NO WU XIE THE BRONZE GATE IS A PITSTOP HIS DESTINATION IS TO YOUR HEART

Wu Xie shouting for Xiao Ge as he enters the Bronze Gate MY CHEST HURTS WHAT IS THIS SO EARLY INTO THE SHOW EXCUSE ME

They show Wu Xie crying for Xiao Ge's name as he enters the gate, then cuts to him sleeping kjsdhd is he having nightmares of Xiao Ge leaving him, like in the manhua? Wu Xie post-TLTR but still having nightmares over Xiao Ge entering the gate & insists to go inside with him adsdk

Freshly woken Wu Xie is the most adorable thing ever I WANNA SUE

THIS FUCKING PHOTO AGAIN AJLKHSKLHD WE CAN ALREADY COMPILE AN ALBUM WITH ALL THE DIFF RENDITIONS OF THIS PHOTO WITH ALL OUR DIFFERENT ZHANG QILINGS DAJDJHJKSDH IT'S XIAO YU LIANG'S TURN LMAOOO

The size of Wu Xie’s already huge eyes when he heard his boyfriend’s name tho 🤣 Distracting Wu Xie 101: MENTION XIAO GE

I love love Wu Xie here, but I also love LOVE Pangzi here omg I already laughed so many times akjdhd and since he doesn't get too much recognition, here's his green butt

YEAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HIS XIAO GE GAVE HIM THOSE — this is giving me TLT2 flashbacks with Pangzi's face so done with every single one of Wu Xie's XG antics asdkhdh we're so blessed. I just want to say I hate that the subs say ZQL(so formal) even tho it's Xiao Ge he's saying :(

They even show him in the 15min mark damn, already doing so much better from all the other Xiao Ge waiting games we've had to endure in the past

If you think for one second that Wu Xie would give away anything Xiao Ge gave him? THINK AGAIN

I WANNA PUNCH HIS FACE LMAOOOOO THAT SMIRK UGH

I CANT EVEN SEE THIS SCENE OVER THE HEARTS IN MY EYES

not even the least bit out of breath - HAND IN MARRIAGE SIR

We're back to this cutie minesweeping Wang Meng(good riddance to the TLTR one), if only Wu Xie paid you properly you would have bought yourself a console finally lmao

You don’t even need to be Xiao Ge to want to punch Xiazi lmaoo I hate hate love him 🤣🤍 and I’ve always adored his dynamic with Xiao Ge *sigh* I’m in love with everyone here so far— but Xiao Ge is really just on a diff level, there’s characters you love, and then there’s Xiao Ge

Ah here they are, The Fingers™

Why is Wu Xie announcing his every move in this sanatorium though, like those old films/cartoons, "Oh, the light went off!", "Oh, the lights are still working!", "Oh, there's another room up there!" as if you aren't seeing what he's seeing lmao Wu Xie please

This woman still has time for manicure huh her nails aren't even chipped it's just black polish with some dust

XIAO HUAAAAAAAA ahhhhh i love him i love him i love him i love him i love himmmmm 🌸🌸🌸

XIE YUCHEN XIAO HUA JIE YUHUA I WILL GIVE YOU THE WORLD SIR

XIE YUCHEN SUPREMACY 🌸
The way I took the time to enhance this photo before posting skhjhd I waited so long to see Xiao Hua in his full opera glory excuse me as I cry over his beauty

Xiao Hua 😍🙏🏻🌸

Imagine Xiao Hua being the villain lmao they won't stand a chance

I love how the show deliberately promised that we will surely see Pingxie reunite in Episode 2, it's like they've learned from the past seasons how much infuriating it was for everyone waiting for the two be together again? A show hyping its main couple reuniting 🤭

IM TEARING UP IM ACTUALLY CRYING HOLY SHUIHLAHDB WU XIE IS GO GAY IMMMMMMMMMMM DID THEY DO THIS IN TLT2 CAUSE I DONT THINK THEY EVER BECAME THIS LEVEL OF TOUCHYABDSDN IM SHAKING OMGIADHSH

I MEANT WU XIE IS **SO GAY, NOT GO GAY, WELL, ACTUALLY THAT WORKS TOO SDAKJDHSDH

Wu Xie went from STAY AWAY FROM ME to cupping Xiao Ge’s hand to his face even firmer never wanting him to let go in the same second he knew it was Xiao Ge holding him he was like yes pleASE omiGosdjTHIS SHIT PASSED CENSORSHIP KSJSKSKS THIS PASSEDJSJSJ #pingxie

For the record that was me cackling from the distance with tears in my eyes had you seen my actual miserably sobbing state

Also please notice how the music softened with a piano when Wu Xie placed his hand over Xiao Ge's & Xiao Ge's face subtly showing emotions while struggling to stay hyper aware of the danger at hand - cause Wu Xie has lost it & is currently prioritizing freaking out over safety

Commence freak out in 3... 2.... 1.....

...0

Wu Xie held Xiao Ge's hand to him as if Xiao Ge wanted to remove his hand in the first place? Like look at Xiao Ge still holding Wu Xie's mouth despite Wu Xie having already stopped the struggling? I wonder how long he plans on holding Wu Xie like that too if he could help it

I knew Wu Xie has a kink

https://twitter.com/sansamour20/status/1327715320933482496?s=20

I can’t believe we’re getting a ‘pingxie in a lover’s spat’ portion and a xiao ge partially stripping wu xie’ portion all inside half a minute

XIAO GE’S LIKE LET’S TAKE THAT OFF YOU WONT BE NEEDING IT SHORTLY ANYWAY 🤭

AND THE KING OF COCKBLOCK AWARD GOES TO....

Also Xiao Ge shyly looking away when Xiazi claimed he won for finding a person, his person 🥺😔🤍

XIAZI I WILL K WORD YOU I RLY WOULD AND XIAO HUA WOULD ALLOW IT AND EVERYONE WOULD REJOICE OVER IT🤣🤣🤣 WHY IS XIAZI LIKE THIS I CAN'T STAND HIM AKJDHKJDHKJH PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣

The way he looks at him 👁️

I CANT EVEN CONTINUE IM LAUGHING SO MUCH OVER XIAZI AJDHLSDASDDAD MOM WHY IS HE LIKE THISSJDK

This should have been a pingxie scene, this should have been wx trying to get xg to open up to him, trying to catch up after being apart for so long, & snagging a memento cause he missed him, but fucking Xiazi jsjsjs he alrdy got shut in d van but HE STILL OPENED THE WINDOW LMAOO

HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CONCENTRATE ON PINGXIE WHEN THIS MAN IS BEING LIKE THIS

THEY

"I NEED SOMETHING FOR MY PANTS"

Wu Xie, honey, can you even hear yourself akjjddh I am embarrassed for the both of us, and for Xiao Ge for having to take this all in with a straight face

LOOK AT THIS ANGRY BOTTOM 🤣

Pingxie hand-holding count: II

Just a reminder that Xiazi is still there and if I hadn't cropped him you won't even care that Pingxie are holding hands atm YOU'LL JUST THINK OF HIM BEING SO INVESTED OVER THE TWO LIKE HE'S WATCHING A TELENOVELA IN THE FLESH, EXCEPT GAYS

Xiao Ge: You could have told me earlier

Xiazi: *thinking to himself* Right? He could have told you earlier

Xiazi trying to sell Wu Xie his belt and Wu Xie being so invested with Xiao Ge's rope kajshddjh WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING

What a coincidence! Xiao Ge is the only one that matters too, not you 🤭

Yuchen please learn how to haggle sometimes, let’s try to double it first before offering quintuple the amount lmao

Hei Xiazi's I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY paralleled with Xie Yuchen's DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS as their characters' intro scenes is such a perfect Heihua build up shhh

Even his purse is pink 🥺🌸

XIAO HUA'S FACE IS LIKE PORCELAIN THO WTFFFF HIS SKIN IS SO PRETTY

noooo it's not letting me record heihua's first encounter whyyyy

You know when ML approaches FL & gets rejected, tries a 2nd time but get rejected once more. But then FL suddenly needs help, approaches ML but is d one who gets rejected this time, tries again but still rejected. That’s d 1st meeting romance trope Heihua just ticked in this 🕶🌸

Pingxie is having its tiny angst fest, meanwhile Heihua is having this cute lil flirty banters kdhdhdajh please I'm so full, I don't need actual food for a week at this rate I wanna kiss the screenwriters and the directors and the actors omigod TLT3 is winning everything

Oh to be the 3rd person in this tension filled room hnnngh

Pingxie angst pt. 1

WX upset abt not knowing enough abt XG, XG keeping mum to keep WX from danger & his personal affairs. WX speaks out of turn and apologizes for hurting XG *cue sad love song for more flair*

Fucking hell I was watching a gay comedy earlier now it’s a gay drama

Pingxie angst pt. 2

*sad love song building up*

—IF IM GONE FROM THIS WORLD, NO ONE WOULD KNOW

—IF U’R GONE, AT LEAST I WILL KNOW

—I’M AT UR SIDE

—UR PROBLEM IS MY PROBLEM, ILL CONTINUE D JOURNEY WITH U

This is an actual Pingxie confession over a sad love song’s chorus JFC

I love these tiny pauses Xiao Ge does whenever Wu Xie unabashedly proclaims his utmost fidelity to him? XG's never one to be expressive, but these pauses are actually d moments when his emotions are most visible on his face? That's why he keeps his back turned. To hide em from WX

Also I need to know this song, have they posted it yet? I haven't been to WB fuck, I need the lyrics too. It's probably ZQL's theme, which will most likely be about WX, like how WX's songs are mainly about XG. Gahhh my heart is so full rn aksjhjdhdjhI I wanna screaaaaaaaaam

Yes, serve your master Xiao Hua, peasant 🤭

match made in tombs, I say 🕶️🌸

Xiao Hua really sulked when Wu Xie didn't recognize him because he was "too pretty as kid" jshkdjd he's so precious omg you still are Sir, Wu Xie is just a dumbass

I LOVE THEM MOOOOOM

Xiao Hua: Wu Xie why aren't you in the same car as the one who speaks?

Wu Xie: Aren't you avoiding the one in shades?

Look at the cute wives ganging up on their husbands lmao but this just means Wu Xie is sort of cross with Xiao Ge still after that dramatic confrontation 🤭

Why in the world would they wear the protective gear until after they got out of the car jfc Wu Xie I didn't think you would be this dumb, Xie Yuchen I'm especially disappointed in you

Xiao Ge is so worried omg he doesn't wanna go without Wu Xie even though they will be buried if they don't move akjdhsdn 🥺

XIAO GE HAS ONE BRAINCELL FUNCTIONING SOLELY FOR WU XIE'S WELFARE

1) We not only got pingxie hand holding, we also got piggybacks
2) Xiao Ge may be rough on WX at times but he is totally brutal on others
3) Without Xiao Hua, XG would have totally princess-carried WX instead
4) XG would have not offered XH any water without WX, fever or no

Notice how Wu Xie opted to help carry Xiao Hua, instead of having Xiao Ge give him a piggyback too, which would be the most logical action, since WX is weakened himself, & yet 🤭

Unfortunately for others Xiao Ge doesn't have a thoughtful bone on his body except if it's Wu Xie

Xiao Ge hanging his sword around Wu Xie as he gives him a piggyback ride is such a cute tiny detail too 🥺

"I was late" aka Xiao Ge's I'm sorry I wasn't there, I'm sorry I let this happen to you, I'm sorry

Xiao Ge Thoughtful Boyfriend™

At first I was like ohhh-kay here we go again, het bait time, but then here comes Xiao Ge, making sure to add in a lil extra gay before letting Wu Xie leave ahhhhh

Was that a what, radio maybe? So they won't get separated again? 🥺

Or extra food/water? I legit have zero clue, all I know is it's a necessity in the desert otherwise why would Wu Xie be smiling like that, leaving behind an extra worried Xiao Ge jadhddag they're too much for my heart omigod

Xiao Hua still recuperating from the very rigorous activity of being made a desert mop by the Zhang QiLing, but Xiazi will of course continue to pester him sjkdhadh why are they so cute w h Y

heihua romcom agenda 🤭😊🥰

The camera panning towards a peacefully sleeping pingxie in their own tiny spot away from the others, then moves to heihua's side of the camp- unrelenting in their banters & flirting despite Xiao Hua's early attempts at avoiding Xiazi? Even giving money to the beggar now? 😏

Can we just call this The Lost Tomb 3: Ultimate Gay and be done with it

It's like a field trip where couples stick to each other? Except heihua isn't a couple yet, but Xiazi has SUCH a huge crush on this rich new guy and decides to bug him and stick to him 24/7 jsdhjhd

it's a heihua and pingxie fest at every turn

Still weird to me how Ah Ning calls him 'Xiao Ge' but she is okay so far? There's no het bait yet imo, esp the sort that was infuriating in the past? Even in this scene where she tells WX to come with her? She's like, don't worry it's not het, XG is just really gay for you 🤣

noooooo why does xiao ge look so sad after seeing wu xie and ah ning leave together ahddhga he even looks down after watching them disappear

Who in the world is CENTURY EGG

He's rly holding that walkie-talkie like he's waiting for a text msg from Wu Xie lmao he's so worried he's so so worried & when Xiao Hua mentioned WX should've brought supplies, XG's face grew even wearier and it's so subtle but it's theeeere ahhh Worried Xiao Ge™ I AM LIVING

Xiazi always ALWAYS picking on Yuchen lmao my flower boy is hungry thoooo please he just wants to eat, nvm that he rejected the same food before, feigning aversion to green peppers 🥺🤣 #heihua

Xiao Ge, accidental Heihua wingman 🤭

SOMEONE CENSOR XIAZI'S MOUTH AKDSHDHDD

Xiao Hua wants it now, and Xiazi is charging extra and jksdhhdd HEIHUA WHAT IS THIS

It's time to know who is the master in this relationship 😌🌸

I want him to wear those goggles again

I love this crew a lot - look how subtly amused Xiao Ge's face is as they take in the sight of these miserable peasants wanting to take them on

Like how low must your IQ be to think you can stop the Zhang QiLing, esp on his way to his boyfriend? I rly wanted Xiao Ge to beat everyone up but wow Panzi is huge tho 👁️

Who says only Pingxie got a piggyback? Heihua won't be left behind 🤭

This is a nice shot

Pangzi's so shocked Xiao Ge let Wu Xie go on a rescue mission without him and look at Xiao Ge's face oh nooo it's like he's being scolded but he knows he deserves it 🥺

Xie Yuchen independent king 💁🏼‍♀️
This sounds like initial elopement talks though

XIAZI RLY CANT STOP FLIRTING AND XIAO HUA IS GIVING AS GOOD AS HE'S GETTING DAMNNNN - Also not @ Xiao Hua getting out the pretty handkerchief cause ew don't touch him, yet 😎🌸

Xiazi just looking at the handkerchief Xiao Hua used to push his hand away with realizing he got himself a very high-maintenance man (duh) ALSO THE SIZE DIFFERENCE OMG HEIHUA IS SO CUTE PLEASE LOOK AT THEM

HEIHUA ROMCOM SPINOFF WHEN

Ah yes, why don't we move closer together my sirs, it's not like we have enough space or anything

IF WE CANT GET OUT OF HERE, AT LEAST WE HAVE EACH OTHER i'm sorry what

Xiazi is really out here talking about living with Xiao Hua long enough to die together and goddamn if this isn't an obscure romantic gesture WHY WASNT HEIHUA CENSORED OMIGOD

THIS IS VERY CUTE OF XIAO GE TBH LOOK AT HIS DISTRESSED FACE CAUGHT UP BETWEEN TWO FOOLS

"Just like you're willing to sacrifice everything for Xiao Ge, for my choice, I'm willing to sacrifice everything."

WX asked what she could be doing with her life if not tomb raiding and she sent it back on WX wasting away doing everything for Xiao Ge 🤭😏🔥

YOUR STAMINA IS IMPRESSIVE say what again?

With all these bantering and relentless teasing of each other, one of these scenes will have heihua just grabbing at each other's throats while making out to release all the pent up tension lmaoo

NO WONDER WU XIE IS CONSTANTLY WORRIED ABOUT LOSING HIM - lmaooo are these characters who are not Wu Xie/Xiao Ge simply here to voice out how gay pingxie are from a third person's POV? 🤣

XIAO HUA TEASING XIAZI IS BAD FOR MY HEART LOOK AT THE FLIRTATIOUS GAZE HE'S GIVING HIM OMIGOD HE KNOWS HE'S VERY PRETTY AND HE'S USING EVERY INCH OF IT TO ACT BITCHY AKSDHDHJD

"STAY HERE AND KEEP ME COMPANY" and then proceeds to put his arm around Yuchen whaaaaaaaat isssssssss happeniiiiiiiiiiiiing XIAZI YOU DIRTY OLD MAN lajsdaddj

Look at this diva's face when Xiazi finally admits defeat omigod - and that third one is when Xiazi finally turned his back on hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim IM SCREAAAAAAMING THEY'RE FLIRTING SO HARD I CAN'T KEEP UP HOLY SHADJSDKJDJ HELP #heihua

I’M GRINNING SO HARD WHILE ALSO TRYING TO KEEP FROM LAUGHING MY FACE HURTS SKSJJSJS HEIHUA ROMCOM AHHHH 💕💕💕

Xiao Hua's "EXERT SOME FORCE" at the end will forever haunt me omigod I'm so thankful my heart isn't weak otherwise one of these scenes would have already given me a heart attack akdjhsjd tHE GAY IS ESCALATING EVERYTIME THEIR SCENE RETURNS IM ONLY AT EP 4 AND IM ALREADY DYINGAJAF

THE TRAUMA THIS BROUGHT XIAO GE THO OMIGOD

Pangzi keeps blaming himself but indirectly places every blame on Xiao Ge and my heart hurts 😔

"Don't deny it. You almost minced the corpse bug to bits!" Not really almost, he really did 😤 Gosh why are they putting Xiao Ge through this emotional rollercoaster ksdhdh

Xiao Ge couldn't even bring himself to check who was under the jacket kjadhjh and this is Xiao Ge we're talking about who never second guesses what needs to be done, he just does them? But with Wu Xie he just can't

It's nice to have this POV this time around, like we're so used to just seeing Xiao Ge appear at d last min, always just barely saving Wu Xie from certain death? This time we get to see how he is before he arrives at the scene. Hyper worried, always on the go, NEVER wastes time

Sulking overly worried Xiao Ge missing his Wu Xie so much omigosh we've only seen Wu Xie be like this for Xiao Ge and never the other way around? And that deep defeated sigh sjdhfhd oh nooo he just wants to be with his man 😔🥺

It's heihua's scene again and I instinctively pause first to prep my emotions lmao these two are killing me slowly but surely

I WAS RIGHT TO PAUSE I WAS RIGHT AJSKADHDJ I WAS DASDLKAJ

Me @ most bromance shows: FUCKING CENSORSHIP
Me @ TLT3: HOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS PASS CENSORSHIP

FELLAS IS IT GAY IF....

XIAZI KNOWS OKAY HE FUCKING KNOWS HE IS PUSHING IT LOOK AT HIM OGLING XIAO HUA FROM BEHIND HIS GLASSES OMIGOD XIAO HUA PRETENDS TO BE DUMB AND JUST? GOES ALONG? COMES EVEN CLOSER? XIE YUCHEN I LOVE U AND UR BRAIN U R NOT THIS DUMB I KNOW YOU'RE NOT BUT WHY IS THISBDHASDH OMGIHAFS

"MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER" Xiazi just ask Yuchen if he wants to be kissed already it's not that hard

Xiazi getting overly sentimental and touchy doing a, "if we get out of here alive" speech kasjdhdj he promised to cook Xiao Hua that same food he's been holding off on him all throughout their journey because XH rejected it the first time? A promise to be together even after huh

Xiao Ge knows Pangzi, oh he knows 😏

These two never stop their banters, it's the only way they know how to act around each other? Otherwise they'd need to address the elephant in the room aka why they are so drawn to each other having only met a few days ago 🤭 #heihua

This is the MOST adorable iron triangle scene I have ever seen in all of the adaptions so far omigosh hdhjs they should always be together okay DONT SEPARATE

Wu Xie, it's okay to say that your main reason was to aid Xiao Ge in his quest for answers and Pangzi would already get it lmao

XIAZI WHIPPED YOUR HONOR

Why are Heihua walking so so soooo close to each other though?? WHY??? It's not even the normal close? It's the shoulders brushing, shoulders OVERLAPPING type? One would think they. aRE. HOLDING. HANDS. Hello? Also the 4th one is their actual size difference I'm going feral 😤🔥

They look like a tourist couple now lmao with Xiazi well and truly whipped 🕶️🌸

I watched this several times over and over and it doesn't get old jksddh not only did Xiao Ge only catch Wu Xie, Pangzi asked for help standing up, & Xiao Ge walked away instead omigodadhd Pangzi continues to be battered and beaten in their relationship & I laugh I'm so sorry

"LUCKILY" lmao it isn't luck when he perfectly does it each and every time, one can it talent? A vocation maybe

"Xiao Ge, how could you do this to me? Why didn't you save me?"

"You're heavy."

As if weight would be an issue if it's Wu Xie lmao

🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

HEIHUA POWER COUPLE 🕶️🌸🙌🏻🔥

Xiao Ge's 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT?' really hits deep 🥺

Wu Xie is everyone's baby okay 🥺🤍

Xiago really going from his normal placid self (1st photo) into shuffling in varying states of distress in a span of a minute when Wu Xie fell ill, as if he was the one who got hurt? Whoever said he didn't feel anything has not seen him with Wu Xie, clearly #pingxie

Ever seen a scared, lost Zhang QiLing? You're welcome

A panicked Zhang QiLing? I gotchu

Photo album of Wu Xie in pain:

He was so hands on when WX was in danger but now that he's safe and awake, he keeps to himself again, delighted and quietly happy 🥺😊🤍

You ever think sometimes Wu Xie is already doing it on purpose? Feigning tripping so Xiao Ge can catch him, and maybe even hold hands with him even just for a second, cause

BOY IS SO SMITTEN LOOK AT THAT FACE #pingxie

Proof that Wu Xie may have tripped deliberately? HIS DEJECTED FACE WHEN XIAO GE FINALLY LET HIS ARM GO excuse you Xiao San Ye are you a baby who can't walk in his own two feet yet 🙄😏 #pingxie

WU XIE'S EXPRESSIONS ARE GOLD 🤣🙏🏻🔥

Beautiful pingxie shot 📸

Iron triangle 📸

MPREG PINGXIE AU PLEASE

Hua Er Ye keeping his personal dog on a leash 🤭🌸 #heihua

iron triangle shenanigans 😌

Xiazi failing to impress Xie Yuchen is my religion lmao high-maintenance, hard to please, and highly skilled, an extremely rare catch 🕶️🌸 #heihua

That aside is this how courtship is in this line of business? Take your prospective partner out on a raid to check your compatibility, while hoping you don’t get killed nor kill each other in the process? 💀

Xiazi who has not talked about anything except money suddenly says MONEY TALK IS BORING lmaoooo Xiao Hua really did a number on his pride huh 🤭😌🌸

THEY'RE PLAYING TO TAKE EACH OTHER'S PANTS OFF WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING GAY IS THIS

Xiazi defo checking Xiao Hua out (was he eyeing his legs) as he proposes that the loser should take his pants off? And Xiao Hua the fucking flirt checking him out in return before smirking that it isn't gonna be him anyway? FLIRTING NOT ENOUGH, UNDRESSING NEXT? HELLO? CENSORSHIP?

Hei Xiazi the lecher really did this before proposing to remove the loser's pants and then flashed that pervy smile omigod Xiao Hua why are you going along with this - ALSO STOP CHECKING EACH OTHER OUT BELOW THE BELT OMG DMBJ ROAD TO RATED CONTENT

Pangzi making his boys smile 🥺🤍

THEY'RE SO GAY SO GAY SO SO GAY I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMOOOOOOORE MY JAWS HURT FROM GRINNING TO MUCH AJHJSAAH THE LECHER EVEN CASUALLY A COPPED A FEEL I WANNA SAY GROSS BUT XIAO HUA IS OBVIOUSLY ENJOYING IT TOO ASGJASDGADH

Xiazi has been pushing it for a while now, and Xiao Hua is enjoying the attention all too much akdhhad if this is a het drama they already made out a couple of episodes ago #heihua

Xiao Hua - 2
Xiazi - 1

But Xiao Hua eyeing Xiazi mouth as he says their score, then openly eyes Xiazi's pants

🙄 #heihua

"You don't have to remove your trousers"
"I'm a man of my word, I'm going to remove my trousers"

Xiao Hua watches as Xiazi unhooks his belt before turning away lmao he couldn't keep up after all LIKE MY HEART CANT KEEP UP WITH ALL THIS GAY ANYMORE AKDSDHD

Now he's blowing/whistling on Xiao Hua's ear adjaddadh TELL ME HOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS PASS CENSORSHIP

"It's just a bet. Is this necessary?"

You underestimate Xiao Hua's competitive streak, plus the need to see you out of your pants, sir 🤭

The whistling on his ear murdered me on the spot though this is more than casual gay now, it's now on its way to being NC17 jfc

I'm just realizing I have so many typos in my thread because of me obviously freaking out and typing in a frenzy I'm going nuts please ignore me

Xiao Ge's hair turned extra fluffy

Wu Xie is a princess who loves venturing into tombs but can't even cut vines blocking his way good thing there's always a lurking Xiao Ge ready to save him from obstructing plants LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE FACE STRUGGLING SO MUCH LIKE HES ABT TO CRY BUT IM THE ONE CRYING GSJAGASJG

IM IN TEARS

Wu Xie always looks at Xiao Ge as if it's the first time he's seen a man so beautiful

Fluffy boy 🖤

Princess Wu Xie™

Xiazi was taking a pee and asks Xiao Hua to come to him 🙄

Oh to have a Zhang QiLing reminding you to drink? Even unscrewing the cap for you? Dammit Princess Wu Xie has it all

Princess Wu Xie™ is thirsty

Xiao Ge happy and content sitting next to his boyfriend, you can even see the faintest smile d'aww

Xiazi talked abt needing great stamina if you wanna thread up those stairs, then claimed he needs a break? Which I don't buy because he sat on a step acting all tired but brought out food to offer Xiao Hua 🙄

IT'S OKAY TO LET XH KNOW YOU'RE STOPPING TO ALLOW HIM TO REST YOU KNOW

Except independent king i-can-feed-myself Xiao Hua didn't like being taken care of so he refused the food, and Xiazi simply got back up his feet lmao I thought you needed the break sir? 🤭

Xiao Hua didn't like being coddled, nor given stuff for free, but then started talking about giving Xiazi a treat for being a 'competent guide'

They're really having this strange sort of competition here of who gets to provide for the other huh

Xiazi insulted at only being referred to as a 'competent guide' lmao his attempts at showing off in the tombs clearly failed and his pride at being highly sought of in the business shatters—Xiao Hua really did that I love my flower boy sm 🤭

So Xiao Hua changes tactics, tells Xiazi he'll set him up for a food business specializing on portable food stuff (XH really setting himself up to be a sugar daddy in this relationship I fucking swear Yuchen) but Xiazi cuts him off, DONT EVER TALK ABT RETURNING HOME NOW 🙄🤣😌💕

Yes Xiazi thank you for reminding me you have like, 80+ years age gap with Xiao Hua 🤭😏🔥

In this life or death situation- Xiazi proposes to race Xiao Hua to the top which I think is absurd, there is no way XH can outrun him, but XZ lags behind, which I think was on purpose to let XH run freely as fast as he could w/o someone in front blocking his way, XZ please 😏

Heihua without context

If I get paid every time Wu Xie gets trapped in a dopey trance gazing at Xiao Ge, I can buy everyone here some pingxie merch now

the cropping is awful I will deck your balls twitter

Beautiful bocchan is sleeping, and his dog is staring shhhh - his side profile is so pretty huh🤭🌸 #heihua

First thing Wu Xie thinks of when he opens his eyes in the morning? XIAO GE

Can Wu Xie look any more in love talking about Xiao Ge? And why does Pangzi have that fond proud parent smile as his son WX goes after his boyfriend lmao

They're so smiley talking about Xiao Ge lmao but Pangzi most especially, WX starts talking about XG with this smitten look, and Pangzi just looks, PROUD? PZ's face is such a mood with Pingxie ☺️

Wu Xie bugging Xiao Ge on what he's doing, like a kid lmao

But before anything else, since Wu Xie decided to join him, Xiao Ge makes sure Wu Xie is well protected first 🥰🤍

Xiao Ge always, always, putting Wu Xie first *happy sigh*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF A SONG PLAYED IN THE BG TOO WHILE HEIHUA IS HAVING A MOMENT ASLDJKS MY HEART ALSO NEEDS A MOMENT DAJLSJAJDD

I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS IN THIS HEIHUA MOMENT LISTEN—XH was alrdy napping when XZ triggered a trap, but he didnt wanna wake him up, he chose to sit there waiting on XH? Then he was so surprised when XH extended his hand as if he expected XH to leave him there? AND THE BGM OMIGOD

I can't move on from this scene I need a moment shakjhjs please give me lyrics to this heihua bgm, we already got a pingxie bgm during their intense confession scene, now we have this too? We are getting everything we never thought we would anD how AM I STILL BREATHING

THE LYRICS SAID "HEIHUA" LISTEN TO THE CLIP ON THE 1:00 MARK I FEEL LIKE I HAVE PASSED AWAY NOW AND THIS IS MY SOUL IN LIMBO TYPING A TWEET

But it's not only Heihua,

瓶邪 - Pingxie
铁三角 - Iron Triangle
黑花 - Heihua

In one line?

THIS SONG 🔥🔥🔥

The thing is, it's not even a matter of waiting for XH to wake up? He doesn't even want to tell XH that he is sitting on what cud be an immediate death for him or for d both of them, I feel like if he wasn't pressed enough, he wouldn't even tell & just ask XH to leave w/o him?

XZ is all jokes & flirting & bullying XH but when it comes down to it, he will not let anything happen to this prissy rich man who mysteriously crawled his way into his already closed off heart

And he fully expected XH to leave him you know? But then XH extends his hand to him

AND THE SONG WENT TO ITS CHORUS WHEN XIAZI FINALLY FOUND IT IN HIMSELF TO GRAB XIAO HUA'S HAND AND IT FEELS LIEK EVERYTHING CHANGED FOR THEM IN THIS FUCKING MOMENT AND I WANNA BAWL MY EYES OUT MY FEELINGS ARE IN TURMOIL AND IDK WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS SHDKJADD #HEIHUA

And this drop right here? Right on a spot on his shades where a tear cud come out if he, for example, cried? Which Xiazi doesnt do? It was timed so perfectly after that emotional moment when XZ stood that it's like telling us abt XZ's internal turmoil & he wud b crying if he cud

Of course it's kerosene, but that's beside the point, and gahh I hope to move past this scene now please heihua gods unhand me

Translation of that song ahhh I love it even more now. YAAY for Emmy 😍💕💕💕

https://twitter.com/thosch3i/status/1337811093247451137?s=20

This is really how power would-be couples do their courtship huh Xiao Hua still keeping up the "idc about you" agenda but instantly panics and comes to Xiazi's rescue in an instant? I love that for Xiazi, good for him #heihua🕶️🌸

This is so not the perfect way to get Wu Xie to stay still and shut up because didn't we already establish that being held like this from the back is a kink of his and good thing there were other ppl present otherwise a flag would be raised, if it didn't already happen lmao

AS SELI POINTED OUT SNAKES DO NOT HAVE EARS AND THEREFORE THIS ACTION IS COMPLETELY FUTILE SO PLEASE SEE THIS AS SIMPLY THE SHOWRUNNERS WANTING TO HAVE XIAO GE HOLD WU XIE DOWN FROM BEHIND, AGAIN, FOR THE 2ND TIME, THIS SEASON, AND WE'RE ONLY AT EPISODE 8 THANK YOU GAY GODS

You know what I love getting as much as pingxie and heihua content? Xiao Ge fighting. I love it so much it's on par with my beloved CPs, I love this scene so much PLEASE PLEASE GIVE US MORE

How many is Wu Xie's trip count now cause I have honestly lost track omigod - Princess Wu Xie™, falling extraordinaire, and Xiao Ge? Catching-only-Wu Xie extraordinaire 😏 #pingxie

Question: Wu Xie are you okay?

Wu Xie: I'm physically fine, but Xiao Ge lost his sword, so no I'm not really

I love that sword a lot and I'm so thankful XG won't be losing it for good, it even has its own stand in their Yuchen home's living room okay, that's XG's baby 🥺

Please if I was the camera I would have cracked already. I'd like to see anyone try going past Xiao Ge when he's fiercely guarding Princess Wu Xie™ like that

Xiazi's smile is different now oh noooo it's no longer the smiling because he's up to something again, no, his smile is more like the dopey grin now? OMIGOD HE'S SMITTEN jkdhjhd also look at the last frame, he smiles again as he watches Xiao Hua walk away, a fond smile! My heart

WHERE IS THAT MALICIOUS SHIT-EATING GRIN LECHER OF A MAN FROM EARLIER AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM 😳

This is a different man now asjkjd a changed man, HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

THESE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON AKSJDHDH

You know what else has changed? Xiazi? Is free? To put his arm arnd Xiao Hua now? Xiao Hua doesnt recoil anymore? Still getting used to it, but doesn't slap Xiazi's arm away now? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY? Instead of removing Xiazi's hand before walking away? Xiao Hua simply PATS it?

Xiazi prolly tried the waters to see if he's allowed now and I'm crying cause HE IS jashkh Xiao Hua was surprised at first but relaxed and casually spoke with him as if he didn't have XZ's arm around him, talking abt sth as mundane as the forest?

ALSO smol XH LOOKING UP AT XZ 🥺

And in this last one look at Xiazi not even wanting to remove his arm from Xiao Hua, he's reluctant to put it down? But they gotta go ahsdkdh

OKAY I WAS TOLD TO PREP FOR EPISODE 9 AND IM NOT SURE ILL EVER BE READY SO LET'S GO

What happened did I miss something 👁️

It's so adorable how Wu Xie attempts to comfort Xiao Ge by promising something Xiao Ge is more capable of doing lmao don't trip on your way to that sword now 😏

WAIT OH NOOOO WHYYYY I LIKE THIS VERSION OH NOOO SEE THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

Xiao Ge checking on Wu Xie cause he knows this would sadden him 🥺🥺🥺 Wait I don't like this, I can't believe I'm saying this but I rly like this version WHY NOW

WAAAAIT ENOUGH ABT SAD WU XIE HOURS CAUSE HEIHUA SCREAMING HOURS IS BACK AAJDKDDDH

I think my mouth is bubbling I think I'm poisoned I think the snake got me too or the poison cause I think I'm hallucinating I did not just see Xiazi did that to Xiao Hua I didadsjahkd IM SHAKFINALGJ HKEAP

I THINK IM LEGIT CRYING THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I

ALL THE TIMES I TOLD EVERYONE IM CRYING OVER SOMETHING THOSE ARE ALL INTERNAL CRYING AND I RLY DONT CRY IRL I JUST GET TERRIBLY SAD OR HAPPY BUT WITHOUT ACTUAL TEARS BUT IM ACTUALLY CRYING LITERAL TEARS RN AND I CANT BREATHE AND IM MKAING SOUNDS I WASNT AWARE IM CAPABLE OF MAKING

I FEEL LIKE IM HVAING ASTHMA AND I DONT EVEN HAVE ASTHMA CAN YOU GET ASTHMA LIKE DAJSDN ADNJB I THINAKD MY CHEST ALSO HURTS BUT NOT THE SAD KIND IT'S STOMTHTG ELSE

It's been an hour & I think I've calmed enough to post this scene now god I can't believe it still happened and I'll try to be more prepared the next time but if the amount and intensity of heihua here are what we're getting for the price of Yuhan's pretty hair then I'll take it

Xiazi looks like a big babey here making Xiao Hua worry 🥺

It started from the bottom now we're here 🕶️🌸

HE LOOKS EXTRA WORRIED THO

Since when did we have Worried Xiao Hua™ oh nooo they're really escalating this so much askdjhhjd

Xiao Hua knew Xiazi was about to pick a fight with the arrogant asshole, and so he really went with Xiazi? Like? What, a worried wife? Worried Xiao Hua™ is really a constant thing now? ajskdalhda

HE REALLY DECKED THE MAN FOR TOUCHING HIS HUSBAND HOLY FUCK DID YUCHEN RLY HAVE THIS SORT OF TEMPER AJDHAKSHDH HEIHUA POWER COUPLE SUPREMACY

That Xiao Hua had to be placated for losing his cool? What? This is OOC but I'll take it? 😳🌸

And after they removed their boots from the asshole they went back to being shoulder to shoulder like proper husbands wOW holy fucking heihua on steroids

Are they really just going to be like this from now on? Constantly worried about and looking out for each other, they're practically tied to the hip now IM GOING FERAL

pingxie love notes with extra meals are a thing now jsdhkadhadh god

I wonder if he really heard Wu Xie's voice in his head like that as he read his tiny love note 🤭🌸

That Xiazi was so worried he went from calling HUA ER YE, to XIAO JIU YE, to XIE YUCHEN kjdahajj I really screamed when he called him by his full name tho, Xie Yuchen from Xiazi hits me different? Meanwhile Xiao Hua wasn't even fazed, just annoyed? 🤣😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH PLEASE

Xiao Ge really just appeared to take Wu Xie away from danger, didn't even go back for the two? He was like, okay Wu Xie's safe nothing left to do here now. If I was Pangzi I would have carried a grudge that would last us a lifetime tbqh 😭

Xiazi taking a snake bite for Xiao Hua but miscalculated because of his cheap boots, you best believe Xiao Hua will buy him the most durable pair money can buy when they get back. At least XH knew he was showing off for him 🤭🤣

They are ticking off a lot of romance tropes here huh, ML takes the hit to save the FL and FL nurses him back to health? Clan leader Xie Yuchen dressing someone's foot injury? Damn. But I knew Xiao Hua would buy him good ones when they get back, he'll buy him everything 🤣

Xiao Hua doesn't even get annoyed anymore when Xiazi asks for payment, look at that fond face? THEY ARE SO GONE FOR EACH OTHER YOUR HONOR

Find you a man who will still smile so fondly at you asking him for a payment he doesn't even owe. I feel like he even found it cute that Xiazi is so relentless in asking for payment that he's opting for cash instead? Who does this shit even? Only Heihua 🕶️🌸

Also as Tiff and I surmised, the only logical way Xiao Hua would have "drained" the poison from Xiazi's foot was by sucking it out. They're in a camp with only basic medical supplies. They wouldn't have the proper apparatus for "draining" as Xiao Hua claimed he did 😏

The ending theme changed since episode 9, and I don't like it? I want Yuning's Silently back 😒

I'm in love with how powerful a couple Heihua is, there's no damsel here (we only allow Wu Xie for that anyway) and it is such a breath of fresh air 😎🌸🔥

THE NUMBER OF TIMES I PLAYED THIS AHDHDDHH WU XIE'S SURPRISE AND ANNOYANCE AND HIS NEED TO PROVIDE FOR XIAO GE CAUSING HIM EMOTIONAL TURMOIL BUT THE LATTER WON ANYWAY CAUSE XIAO GE'S WELLBEING WILL ALWAYS BE HIS PRIORITY I LOVE THIS SM LOOK HOW ADORABLE XG IS WHO COULD STAY MAD

Wu Xie's life is hard 🤣🖤 #pingxie

It must be so fulfilling being able to feed Xiao Ge akjdahhj Wu Xie as always can't stay mad, one word from XG and all is forgiven? And is it just me or did the 'COME WITH ME' felt like an elopement proposal 😌

If this Wu Xie isn't the absolute cutest bottom ever agdjhg is there any wonder why everyone around him only wish to keep him safe? Why he captured the heart of that man who doesn't care about anyone ever? 🥺🤍 #pingxie

"SEPARATE THE BLIND MAN AND THE PRETTY BOY"

Is Heihua so indestructible together they need to be separated for ploys to attain success? Also is this yet another trope? 🤣

I love love this plotting to separate the power couple agenda 😌 Xiazi even tried acting cool and left his jacket with Xiao Hua, then got himself a diff, cleaner one? lmao it would have been better had he put it around Xiao Hua though *sigh* wasted trope that could've been ticked

I really wanted Xiazi to cut them up into lovely pieces but this was quite cute of him too so, fine 😏

Heihua only went apart for some hours and the first thing they do upon meeting up is flirt with each other? Look at Sanxing's face at the side ahsdjhgd EVERYONE IS SO DONE WITH THIS DISGUSTING COUPLE THEY'RE TOO MUCH THE GAY IS TOO MUCH

Xiao Hua not even contradicting the good-looking part even a tiny bit? You laughing it off and shaking your head sorta seem you don't disagree? You really find Xiazi good-looking huh 🤭 #heihua

Xiao Hua when Xiazi tells some other dude he's a good-looking man. Yuchen your crush is showing.

pingxie hand holding 😊

if heihua never tires of flirting, pingxie here never tires of mutual pining

Just spoon-feed Xiao Ge please, he hasn't eaten cause he's waiting on you 😏

We're all doing screenshots showing the three even though we all know we're only ogling the one man in there akjhd does he really look like that showering cause gosh 👁️

Also where is the tattoo 🤔

Ah yes, Pangzi teases Wu Xie on a girl and Xiao Ge's face turns extra lovely, as is always 🤭

But wait, does this Xiao Ge already know the concept of crush? Doesn't Wu Xie only explain it to him post TLTR?

ARE THEY REALLY—

Are they really showing Xiao Ge showering, while intensely gazing at Wu Xie ajksdjdj I fucking swear they show Xiao Ge solo then pans to where his gaze is directed at on the other side? Which is Wu Xie fuckinfalfjfh

(after pinching Xiao Ge's cheeks)

Pangzi: Don't hold a grudge on me. You have to hold a grudge against him (Wu Xie) too if you must

🤣🤣🤣

Example of Xiao Ge intensely staring at Wu Xie while showering akjsddhdh HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO DEVOUR 👁️🔥

Still looking at Wu Xie - always Wu Xie. Why is Pangzi here even, can't he shower in another spot 😌

#Heihua🕶️🌸

goddammit Wu Xie - leave that body alone I fucking swear just burn it, also Pangzi is really pretty agile huh

The good thing about TLT3 that is different from ALL the other previous seasons, when you see pingxie apart, you still have the heihua side to look forward to? And even if there ARE apart, the show still writes us scenes abt them in one form or another that leaves us satisfied?

In Xiao Hua's opinion, it is better to be blind than to be dirty. Xiazi remember to bathe often, okay, we don't want this pretty master to get turned off 🤭

They're always in sync now, they were put together with other people and suddenly they're in sync 🕶️🌸

Xiazi back to annoying the wife again hdaksda they're so cute please

Sanxing also asks where is this 'bottomless w/ strong current' that Xiao Hua warned them abt & Xiazi repeats what XH told him and adds,

"Unless I'm not the only one with bad eyesight in this team."

"SHUT UP"

Heihua makes me so happy & they're gonna annoy this team so bad 🤣🙌🏻

Wu Xie is a parseltongue, I knew this lil shit is a Slytherin, welcome to our house, make sure to drag Xiao Ge in here with you 🐍

Yeah, everyone with their head covered is Xiao Ge of course, you anger Xiao Hua

Even something as mundane as the old man giving Wu Xie a sermon is nice when you see Heihua leaving together lmao fucking tied to the hip is right

See, where one goes, the other follows. Probably just done with their quickie 🤭 #heihua

Can you not. He doesn't like dirty things. Just Xiazi.

CAUSE I'M INSANE AND THIS HEIHUA SCENE IS KEEPING ME UP

https://twitter.com/sansamour20/status/1337867527062339586?s=20

It looks like a manip except it's not and you go more insane trying to process how close they were and Xiazi definitely sniffed him at some point #heihua

For the record Xiao Hua would have smelled like flowers, maybe pink peonies? And Xiazi’s brain would short-circuit because those would be his favorite if he had a favorite flower 🌸

2nd week of gay stress here we go

Wow we're only in the op scene and it's already gay- Wu Xie in Xiao Ge's POV. I'm surprised it's not rose-tinted

Xiazi really said NOPE NOT NEAR MY HUSBAND YOU WONT

Yeah well, 2min-mark and already eyeing each other 🤭

Sanxing: Gather all your equipment and leave at once

Xiao Hua: Wait lemme just check with—

Hei Xiazi: *nods*

Xiao Hua: Alright I have confirmed we are leaving

—————————————
Xie Yuchen since when have you needed someone to confirm something before doing it 🙄 #heihua

Xiazi stopping to smirk at his fussy wife reprimanding someone's incompetence pfft

"Snake Mother" lmao I can already feel Seli's skin cringing inside-out and I haven't even seen her tweets yet

SOMEONE TELL XIAZI TO STOP BEING CUTE WITH THAT UGLY DEAD RODENT HAIR IT'S TOO MUCH 😩

You think you're cute 🙄
Did I miss him this much asjkd I remember wanting to punch his face last week every time he appears adjjdhd

Pfft someone wants to sit down too but he isn't tired and he is not known for taking breaks esp after only some walking but he wants to sit down with his crush too gdi Wu Xie is looking will he know maybe nahh the kid is dumb okay maybe I'll—

XIAO HUA REALLY DOESN'T WANNA GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT FIRST CHECKING IF XIAZI WILL BE THERE WITH HIM?? HELLO???? TIED TO THE HIP?? ? ? MORE LIKE CONJOINED TWINS WAIT THATS PARTIALLY THE SAME AJDLSDJDJ HEIHUA GROWING CODEPENDECY YOUR HONOR

The snap is still killing me
Xiazi fucking snaps at Xiao Hua and Xiao Hua follows

XIE YUCHEN might I remind you who you are why are you taking orders from homeless unbathed men like him 😭 #heihua

Where's Heihua, you ask? *peeks*
They are currently resting after a full day of nonstop flirting, please let my boys nap, they need the energy for more gay. Their life is hard you know? 🤭 #heihua

Eyes closed, barely speaking but able to communicate and get points across. Clearly they are married, your honor #heihua

I love how some people think they could go past Xiazi's hearing 🤭 I also love how big of a bully these two are combined? Xiazi's rubbing off on Xiao Hua in more ways than one #heihua

Oh to have Heihua bet on how fast your life would end 🤍

When Xiao Hua is tired dealing with groveling peasants, he simply looks to his husband to deal with them #heihua

Is being bullied a kink cause, I too want to be bullied by Heihua ✊🏻😔

Hua Er Ye having the most fun he's had since forever. I'm getting sad thinking he will eventually go back to his lonely strict life of almost solitude back home, look at him. Xiazi makes him feel so alive and happy 🥺🤍

Their eyes gravitate to each other every single time. Always, always looking. And when the other has turned his back, the other pair of eyes still lingers 👁️ #heihua

Hua Er Ye are you a girl 🤣

I can't believe Xiao Hua finally allowed Xiazi out of his sight, this is the first time they've been apart since they joined the expedition 😆

Oops I spoke too soon. Not a minute has passed and they're already back together. This show really giving us everything they know we want

This boy is too cute too precious akhddh look at him hiding in the cupboard after ransacking the kitchen of its entire chocolate supply

pingxie chocolates in hiding 🤭

Y-YES SIR...? 😳

god wu xie's so cute, xiao ge's so cute, they're both so cute drenched in chocolate that xiao yuliang already tasted and i hope shunxi hasn't tried tasting too because that shit may be chocolate but it's dirty and shit someone stop yuliang but also pingxie chocolate reunions 🥺🍫

Wu Xie insinuating and Xiao Ge is insulted lmao WU XIE SHUT TF UP PLEASE you are an embarrassment to everyone involved

THE VOLUME OF MY LAUGH IN THIS EXCHANGE ALJDSDJDHJS WU XIE IS SO ADORABLE BUT XIAO GE BEATS HIM BY A MILE, OR TEN

XIAO GE NEVER CHANGE ✊🏻🤣

Wu Xie scolding Xiao Ge for being bad at giving hints, Xiao Ge looking guilty, if not remorseful, and Wen Jin having a front-seat to this pingxie bickering and very much amused

Wen Jin is us 🤭

Wu Xie must be mad at both Xiao Ge and himself really, at Xiao Ge for not telling him the truth, and at himself for not catching on "the eyes"🤣 #pingxie

Wu Xie always ends up relenting at the end of each argument though- I keep saying this but he really is the opposite of Xiao Hua, in EVERY SINGLE THING 🤭

Get you a man who looks this gorgeous covered in mud 😔

Worried Boyfriend™

Wu Xie I love you to bits but why aren't you wearing a waterproof foundation when you're gonna be crying like this? ✊🏻😔

I had to adjust the lighting to let you guys see his tear tracks better but it's also very apparent in actual lmao I'm sorry 🤣

I feel so upset for Xiao Hua I wanna punch this old man, no not the perv, the one that looks his age

Wu Xie would rather have a hug but yeah give him the eyes again why don't you

I wanna hug the precious boy so baaaaad, and Xiao Ge does too, he just doesn't know it's what he wants yet. Wu Xie's emotionally constipated hoodie 🥺😔

Can someone give me a better translation than THE FORCE cause I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face whenever they mention it 🤦🏼‍♀️

The way I blanched when Xiao Ge just slapped that bandaid on his finger adjsk I know he's trying but is this how he deals with his own wounds since no one showed him how 😔

Pangzi calls to Wu Xie when he has a problem with Xiao Ge, then calls to Xiao Ge when he has a problem with Wu Xie 🤭

Xiao Ge,

Thank you for the gift of infection

Yours,
Wu Xie ♡

Xiazi looking so fond while gazing at Xiao Hua caring for others asdjkddjh STOP BEING SOOOOFT 😩🌸

Xiazi trying to comfort Xie Yuchen is killing me I love them both sm but Xiazi's soft smile makes me sad cause you can tell the loneliness it exudes but he doesn't like seeing Xiao Hua sad too? And despite being in no position to comfort someone he does anyway sdjhkjhjh #heihua

For someone who sells literally everything, even what he already wears? To give something away for free? Is a big deal jsjhkjd it isn't for some, yeah, but in this moment it is? Xiazi just desperately wants to stop XH from crying, those teary eyes are alrdy too much 😔 #heihua

Not @ Xiazi managing to coax the tearful babey into accepting and eating his treat akjsdhdh heihua so precious please

Xiazi hid as Xiao Hua spoke w/ d two old fools, when XH mentioned being 6 when XLH 'died' & it's been 19 years since, and only after this scene did XZ first call XH, "young man"? He was probably like, I KNEW YOU WERE YOUNG, BUT NOT THIS YOUNG? Now he feels like a cradle-robber 🤣

1) The tiny tap XH did to motion XZ to sit w/ him
2) The way XH, who is generally so distant, is so comfortable in confiding in this man he just met
3) The soft sad smile XZ gave him that tells so much
4) COME ON, IT'S FREE
5) The way he got XH to accept his treat
#heihua

OUR VERY INNOCENT VERY WHOLESOME ARM-TAP HAS NOW GRADUATED TO A LEG TAP FUCKINDADJADJLDJ #heihua

THIS TAP IS ABOVE THE KNEE RIGHT IT ISN'T THE LEG? BUT HIS THIGH? XIAZI'S LEFT THIGH? XIAO HUA IS RLY TOUCHING XIAZI'S THIGH LIKE THIS ALSO THE "DOWN BOY" POINT HE DID TO COMMAND HIS DOG TO HEEL I CANT RBEAHTE

Cause that curve is the knee, therefore his hand is on Hei fucking Xiazi's thiGH AND IM GONNA DIE

I MEANT RIGHT THIGH NOT LEFT JFC IM GETTING ANEURYSM HERE IM SO SOSRY WHY IS HEIHUA ALWAYS MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO BREATHE

Hei Xiazi, I'm so sorry for calling you all sorts of abhorrent names: LECHER, DIRTY OLD MAN, CRADLE-ROBBER, when you are in fact d one being exploited here ahdkjsd the esteemed Xie Yuchen really feeling up a senior citizen's thigh and I don't think I'll ever be over thiS #heihua

Seli and I were like, okay so if Xiazi is a cradle-robber, what would it be if it's the other way around and this is whAT I GOT AND IM C RYING THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT XIE YUCHEN IS AND WE KNEW IT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING? A GRAVE ROBBER KEJLJDDD

Please never forget that Wu Xie is too. A grave robber. With his senior citizen. My main DMBJ ships are rly grave robbing childhood friends with their own respective senior citizens ✊🏻😔

Xiazi effectively making Xiao Hua feel better, thank you for taking care of my flower boy 🥺🌸 #heihua

I love when these happen in any Daomu adaptation, light one up and the rest will follow? They're so pretty, and even moreso since it's Xiao Ge. I'm so glad this show has decent VFX at least for one that doesn't have much budget to begin with 🔥✨ #tlt3 #ultimatenote

I mean, they're really just sitting their together, in comfortable silence, KNEES TOUCHING, looking every bit of content as they wait for the expedition to return? Actual boyfriends djhjkhfj #heihua

They're as bad as pingxie in the staring at each other's eyes department #heihua

So this bgm in the scene when they go down the hole is VERY familiar, I'm not sure where I heard it but I hope it's not another case of copyright infringement from a video game or sth, I tend to hear FF OSTs in random places so

Xiazi trying so hard to impress the wife as if they aren't already past that stage lmaooo Xiao Hua acting nonchalant but I'm sure 180% he's enjoying the attention 🙄 #heihua

Xiazi: *tries to sound smart & looks for a reaction*
Xiazi: Don't ask me how I know. Just don't.
Xiao Hua: 🙄 *walks away*
Xiazi: Alright alright *spouts more facts*
Xiao Hua: 🙄 *still unimpressed*

HES TRYING SO HARD LMAOOO XIAO HUA YOUR DOG NEEDS TO BE WALKED MAYBE 🤣 #heihua

precious Yuhan laughing over Yuning's antics 🥺🤍

WAIT— Xiazi is acting funny talking about that Emperor omg it sounds like... kejsjsksks

He clutched his dog tags while talking about the Emperor Mu not going back. He stated things as fact, the Queen loving the Emperor, and not as someone analyzing the mural in front of them. Xiao Hua noticed he acted funny too. Hmmm... (Don't tell me.)

Xiao Hua really makes you fall for his character more and more in every episode huh—if you’ve seen me before you’d know I already stupidly adore this young master to the moon and back but Ultimate Note is rly taking it to new heights and god I’m smitten ilhsm and I wanna scream

Xiazi was like, HUA-ER YE LET'S DIVIDE AND CONQUER, & Xiao Hua's like, 'YOU TAKE THE PUZZLE, I'LL HANDLE THE SOLDIERS' akjddsd which I'm pretty sure isn't what Xiazi meant but he simply smiled knowing the young man got this & he can pretend to do the puzzle in peace 😎🌸 #heihua

Let's not pretend we actually think Xiazi is solving the puzzle he already knows the solution to, he even hinted it needed object/s to be inserted, but ofc despite being busy with fighting, XH is quick-witted enough to solve d puzzle for them? And I love this exchange very much:

Xiao Hua single-handedly fought off every jade soldier, solved the puzzle, and then rushed to Xiazi's side to "hold one" for him after he's done

Xiazi only needed to stand there pretending, dodge an attack, and insert the specimens.

I love love where this is going.
#heihua

smol feral one-man army babey and his black guard dog #heihua

I feel so sorry for Xiao Ge, he's just not used to this and every time his friends get on his case for not being clear enough or expressive enough you can see how much he's struggling to do just that and he's really trying okay ajskdhs my babey 🥺🖤

Did Wu Xie not want them to be alone again like last time? The boy still has trust issues, and it's growing 🤭 #pingxie

I miss the pretty sword 🥺

I also like this Chen Wen Jin, TLT2's is okay, TLTR's was pathetic, TLT3 is badass, I like her 😌

A female general and head of security oooh I like this one too

Xiao Ge: Take it

Wu Xie: What is it?

Xiao Ge: Something that can save you

Pangzi on the background: *cricket noises*

Xiao Ge at least wait til Pangzi isn't around to give Wu Xie something you're not giving him too ashdhd I'm so sorry Pangzi 🤣 #pingxie

Xiao Ge continues to be romantic, giving his boyfriend an ancient accessory, which may or may not smell like festering bones and flesh judging from Wu Xie's face? Maybe that's why Pangzi didn't protest to wanting his own as well 🤭

You know in fieldtrips where a couple decides to take the scenic route, and simply turns up way, WAY later, after doing who knows what and so have missed almost the entire tour? And then have the gall to ask what they missed? Yup that's heihua here 😎🌸 #heihua #ultimatenote

I love how Xiazi tried the "...but I advise you not to go in" route first since he didn't want to tell Xiao Hua what to do, but also knew XH would not take kindly to being ordered. But when XH rly took it as a gentle advice only, & would still proceed? That's when XZ used 'force'

AND XIAZI RLY JUST SHOWED XIAO HUA HIS EYES JUST LIKE THAT HUH, WHEN NO ONE, EXCEPT THE ZHANG QILING, HAS SEEN XIAZI'S EYES AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE? BUT WITH XIAO HUA IT'S SO EASY, LIKE HOW XH SAT WITH HIM AND TOLD HIM ABT HIS PAST AND THE COMPLEX XIE FAMILY AFFAIRS 😔 #heihua

Also when Xiazi so suddenly pulled Xiao Hua out of the group and even Wu Xie who is usually very dense about anything not Xiao Ge noticed there's something going on with the two 🤭 #heihua

This part killed me? Xiao Hua asked what's so scary about that place, & XZ really used himself as an example? "The unknown is always scary" - using his eyes' state, previously unknown to Xiao Hua, implying he IS an unknown, therefore he IS scary

NO U R NOT U R A PUPPY 😔 #heihua

Wu Xie declaring he will wait for Xiao Ge no matter how long it takes but I'm really distracted with that lip gloss lmao why is it so evident adhksdhd #pingxie

Okay look at the lip gloss while he speaks it's very distracting - also when Wu Xie declared IM STAYING HERE UNTIL HE COMES BACK and Pangzi could only heave a sigh because Wu Xie not leaving would also mean him not leaving AND WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE AGAIN 🤣 #pingxie #ultimatenote

OKAY THIS PART MADE ME SQUEAL CAUSE THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD AND MY SISTER HAD TO RUN TO ME CAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS CRYING AJSDKHKSDH WHEN I WAS JUST MAKING INHUMAN NOISES AKJSDHDH WTF XIAO HUA WARN A PERSON NEXT TIME BEFORE DOING THAT ASKHDHD #heihua #ultimatenote

Xiazi just turned and Xiao Hua gave him the softest smile, obviously related to what he just showed him and somehow this made them grow closer again, and it changed things again, but his sudden smile hoooly shit #heihua #ultimatenote

WAIT THIS IS A BETTER SHOT THE SMILE WAS SO SOFT BUT GENUINE & MAYBE SORT OF SAD? This is after Xiazi bullied Mop(?) again & it's like, he always thought this guy was only this sleazy, mischievous fool, but it turned out there was more to him than that & he's so in love #heihua

WAIT IM RLY NOT OVER THIS BIT YET XIE YUCHEN IS COMPLETELY GONE HE RLY IS THERE IS NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS XIAZI BARED A PART OF HIS SOUL TO HIM AND HE GIVES HIM THAT SMILE IN RETURN IM HAVING TROUBLE PROCESSING THIS MY BRAIN IS TOO WEAK #heihua #ultimatenote

YOU SHOULDNT MAKE CONCLUSIONS OF WHAT YOU DONT YET KNOW then proceeds to push his glasses back EVEN IF YOU SAW ONE YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THEY ARE ACTUALLY IMMORTAL jdkhjhd Xiazi you are not subtle at all I'm going to punch you

HEIHUA REALLY CARVED THEIR CP SYMBOLS ON A WALL OF A TOMB 🕶️🌸 THEY REALLY DID 🕶️🌸 IT'S BASICALLY SAYING "HEIHUA WAS HERE" 🕶️🌸 AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE 🕶️🌸 I FEEL LIGHTHEADED 🕶️🌸 WHAT IS HAPPENING EVEN 🕶️🌸 THE GLASSES AND FLOWER ARE EVEN CONNECTED🕶️🌸

HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸HEIHUA WAS HERE🕶️🌸 #HEIHUA🕶️🌸

Not even gonna shame Xiazi for using a flashlight to carve his symbol like how did that carve shit on a stone wall dude, but I forgive them for everything because they're giving us everything. That thing we said about d only way to make it gayer is if they kiss? WRONG #heihua🕶️🌸

Wu Xie completely committed to staring a hole in the actual hole, and maybe create more holes until Xiao Ge is ready to come out djshldfh poor Pangzi caught in between his bestfriends' love affair again #pingxie

Xiao Hua can't wait to put more of his tiny flowers on their path, and of course if he puts one, Xiazi will put his symbol next to his too pfft gays 🕶️🌸 #heihua #ultimatenote

HOW IN LOVE IS XIE YUCHEN WITH HEI XIAZI AND WHY IS IT COMPLETELY— look at hiiiiiim? pretty babey practically has hearts and flowers in his eyes what in the world is that beautiful smitten face even Xiazi is a lucky lucky dog #heihua #ultimatenote

He says LAME but can't even keep the smile off of his face please who's the lame one now Hua Er Ye 🤭🌸✨ #heihua #ultimatenote

let us all give thanks to the senior citizen xiazi for making this babey smile so beautifully like this my eyes are incredibly blessed 🥺🌸🌸🌸 #heihua #ultimatenote

Pangzi making me cry again over everything he's had to go through and he's STILL DOING for pingxie ajsddhj

I keep thinking how in the world can Xiao Hua still keep clean despite everything but look at him cleaning himself by the bonfire like the cat that he is 🤭

HEIHUA MARRIED YOUR HONOR
#ultimatenote #heihua🕶️🌸

D'aww heihua even got a dog! Look at theeem taking it for a walk, this domesticity is killing me 😭🤭 #bullyhusbands #heihua #ultimatenote

I feel bad feeling all blissful with heihua, when the pingxie part here is currently in torment over another xiao ge waiting game featuring a dried up pangzi 🥺

But hey at least we get to have wu xie join us in this waiting game unlike all the rest of the times!

Heihua now talking about dinner plans as they go for a stroll at the park with their dog #heihua #ultimatenote

Wu Xie a deranged man on a mission to save his boyfriend- also STOP that precious snake is so pretty though? It's like a Basilisk with a red crown 🥺

In retrospect, XG knew how important this pendant is & yet only gave Wu Xie, didn't matter whether or not Pangzi gets eaten lmao

I'm kidding, maybe there was only one necklace, but still, I wouldn't put it past Xiao Ge to only grab enough for Wu Xie's protection -aka 1 piece- and completely forget there's another important person that may need it 🤣

Yeah, the only thing he forgets about is you, Pangzi, as I specifically remember him telling Wu Xie it is something that can save Wu Xie, not the both of you to share 🤣

THEY LOOK SO SHOCKED TO SEE THE GAY MARK HEIHUA LEFT IM CRYING - Also pingxie and heihua and pangzi in one scene 🤭

This is what that song is about - pingxie, tiesanjiao, heihuaaaa 🎵🎶

LISTEN

THEY ARE ON A DATE

HEIHUA

ON

A

DATE

THEY REALLY DID THIS

THEY REALLY WENT THROUGH THAT DINNER PLAN I WAS SAYING AS A JOKE FROM A PREVIOUS TWEET

I WAS ONLY JOKING ABT DINNER DATES BUT HEIHUA RLY SAID, NO JOKE, ONLY GAY

#heihua #ultimatenote

I can't even deal w/ how beautiful Xiao Hua looks when he smiles for Xiazi?

"HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL IN GENERAL BUT HE'S /GLOWING/ WHEN HE SMILES BECAUSE OF XIAZI OR WHEN HE LOOKS AT HIM NOW"

Seli said this & it's SO? TRUE?

And look at Xiazi paying attention to his food #heihua

IM JUST CRYING OVER THIS SCENE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM CRYING ABOUT IM JUST SO HAPPY THEY'RE SO HAPPY WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY #heihua #ultimatenote

IM GETTING DRUNK LOOKING AT XIAO HUA LOOKING AT XIAZI DOES THAT MAKE SENSE CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I FEEL RN I FEEL IN LOVE SEEING THEM IN LOVE

"All we need is wine" STFU it's already romantic enough did you want candles with that too ahdkjgdh

I NEED A MOMENT
#heihua #ultimatenote

I wonder why they never address the other mark lmao Pangzi keeps saying Xiao Hua, but never Xiazi, when it's glaringly obvious there are two marks 🕶️🌸— this flower is riding the glasses now 🤭 #heihua #ultimatenote

This is so funny to me, Wu Xie not letting anyone else, not even Pangzi carry his Xiao Ge, HE IS FINE DOING IT THANKS #pingxie #ultimatenote

He really is Heihua's pet now huh. This is another, it started from the bottom now we're here, type of things 🤭 #heihua #ultimatenote

IM SHAKING IM LEGIT CRYING WITH TEARS HEIHUA RLY MADE ME CRY TWICE IN THIS SHOW MY CHEST FUCKING HURTS MY HEART FEELS SO HEAVY BUT I ALSO SQUEALED AND CRIED HARDER WHEN HE GAVE HIM THAT KNIFE XIAZI MADE FROM THEIR LAST BONFIRE WHAT IS HEIHUA DOING TO MEEEEE #heihua #ultimatenote

I can't even watch properly I have a cold and crying made it worse and the way I keep blowing my nose and watching this scene several fucking times I wanna sue I DONT NEED THIS KIND OF PAIN YES I DO I LOVE PAIN BUT ALSO NOOOOO SJKAHDHDSADH

My babey was so happy just a moment ago they were dining and sipping wine and smiling and gazing at each other so fondly and then fucking coward Xiazi with his attachment issues decided to bail LOOK AT XIAO HUA'S FACE I CANT BEAR LOOKING AT HIS DEJECTED FACE LIKE THAT #heihua

THIS ONE MADE ME WANNA SCALP XIAZI OMIGOD YOU DONT GET TO MAKE XIAO HUA SMILE HIS MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE THEN TAKE IT AWAY WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT YOU DONT GET TO DO THAT TO MY FLOWER BOOOOOOY AKDJHSKAHDKH 😩💔💔💔 #heihua #ultimatenote

Xiao Hua hearing their separate plane tickets being booked jsldhdj his expressions are so subtle but it's there and he is really about to cry the grief is palpable I can't take this aksdhdhd #heihua #ultimatenote

I WAS RLY GONNA LOSE IT IF TEARS FELL FROM HIS EYES THEY WERE SO CLOSE TOO HIS EYES ARE EVEN SLIGHTLY RED ALREADY AND THEN THE SUDDEN SOFT MUSIC PLAYING GOD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PAIN YOU TOLD ME IT'S ROMCOM WHY IS THERE ANGST, I GO TO PINGXIE FOR AAAAANGST #heihua #ultimatenote

It was from their last bonfire together, Xiazi already knew they will part ways because they need to, he already let go off himself too much during this entire expedition, and he doesn't DO relationships, he CAN'T, but at least he could give him this? askjhdhd FUCKYOUSIR #heihua

He's already hiding behind his glasses but still can't look at Xiao Hua straightly askhdhd why do you need to do this to the both of youuuuu why can't we all be happy 😩🙏🏻 #heihua #ultimatenote

"HEI YE, I ACTUALLY...."

and then the fucking coward cut him off with a toast jksdjh he didn't want to hear what Xiao Hua was about to say & after toasting, knocked the glass back so hard he spilled wine all over his face & neck, he's in obvious pain too BUT HE DUMB 😔 #heihua

I still have 20 more minutes left but I can't proceed with this

I can’t believe I didn’t think too much of this, just cute heihua resting before continuing their trip back— this is like that last bonfire in FFXV, the calm before everything 🥺

https://twitter.com/sansamour20/status/1340055084785266688

no I really need to finish this cause I can't go back to my feed ahsdkdh

XIAO GE TRUSTED YOU GUYS
I can't believe Wu Xie allowed Xiao Ge to be violated like this in his sleep asjkdhdh I wanna hurl 🤢

Heihua's not even here anymore, but the iron triangle keep seeing them littered all over the place like Blue's Clues ahsjdhg I love hate this I wanna cry again XH and XZ are so dumb in love and they're letting everyone know #heihua #ultimatenote

Iron Triangle best boys ✊🏻😔 #ultimatenote

Wu Xie's "Where is Xiao Ge?" every time he wakes up is like a baby to its first words except he's doing it every time? And Panzi just put the wet towel on his forehead but he was told Xiao Ge has a fever as well so he transferred it from his forehead to Xiao Ge's ahsdhg #pingxie

pingxie really said I can't be sad over heihua anymore and so it's their turn to make me soft dhhdajd have i told everyone yet how much i love this show cause ✊🏻🥺

Pangzi and Panzi just casually watching Wu Xie and Xiao Ge be themselves 😭🤣 #pingxie #ultimatenote

Might I remind everyone they're in the same bed (they look like 2 comforters dragged together for some reason therefore considered as 1) and using the same blanket and boooy do they look like they're holding hands beneath it too #pingxie #ultimatenote

"Xiao Ge didn't lose his soul. He's hiding it. Only he can find it. If he can't find it then...."

HE WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT. EVEN IF HE CAN'T, I'LL HELP HIM OUT - might as well put Wu Xie's statement in all caps the way he said it with utter conviction
#pingxie #ultimatenote

pingxie in an iron triangle featuring panzi 🥺

I really want to get even a single scene of Pangzi and Xiao Ge bonding? Pangzi is so so good to the both of them he deserves love from Xiao Ge too ✊🏻😔

Wu Xie and Pangzi dress so nicely when not raiding tombs 🤍

They changed his tattoo from the baboon one lmao

https://twitter.com/sansamour20/status/1328458043965673472?s=20

For the record the baboon looking Qilin is tons better 🤭

I wonder if Wu Xie ever leaves the hospital at this point #pingxie

I got so used to seeing him and Xiazi every 5 mins or so that having several minutes pass without their usual banter made me miss him so much, why does he look extra nice here? 🥺🌸

I just checked, he was gone for 13minutes but it felt like an entire episode cause I'm dumb

Nothing. You're polar opposites. Literally all of his weaknesses? You're good at. Except for 2 things maybe? Making friends (you'll never have your own iron triangle), and his dumb, yet superior luck. The 2 most recurring traits of the MC 🤭

Did I miss anything?

XIE YUCHEN STFU IM SETTING YOU UP WITH THAT SENIOR CITIZEN STOP LOOKING SO FORLORN CHEER UP PLEASE 🥺

He needs a chair otherwise he really just sits very wide like that

iQIYI is only 2minutes late this time it's not too racist tonight I see

I couldn't comment on Erbai last time but I really like that superior intellectual air he exuded from the short number of minutes he was shown

prayer circle for Wu Xie to keep the glasses even when they're in tombs it's unrealistic but hey they can make it work shhhh

Is Xiao Hua seeing this too, was he sent a copy as well, or did they forget him again 😠

Shunxi is now the 2nd CN actor that's I've seen (next to Cheng Yi) to have believable crying to me, I wanna hug him so bad poor babeeeeeeeeey

*That I've seen

"IM LOST. CALL MY FAMILY"

Wow thank you. My chest hurts.
#ultimatenote

Xiao Ge, my poor boy 💔 #ultimatenote

1) WX unconsciously cleaning himself to make himself presentable upon seeing XG arrive
2) WX only rushing to hug PZ since he can't be sure whether or not he'll overwhelm XG if he does the same
3) XG may remember almost nothing but he remembers WX
#ultimatenote #pingxie

Pangzi in every season just has to suggest Wu Xie and Xiao Ge having/getting wives to rile his boys up lmao #pingxie #ultimatenote

This arc is all pain huh #ultimatenote

I've only read about this but asjdkhd OH NOOOO 😩🙏🏻💔

YES THEY RLY SAID PAIN PAIN PAIN FOR EPISODE 17 PAIN AND YES HERE ARE SOME MORE PAIN #ultimatenote

Adorable Xiao Ge is adorable who needs an appraiser with their fancy tools? This one's quick and efficient and a cutie ☺️🤍 #ultimatenote

The million rmb question of when will Wang Meng ever be paid + Xiao Ge dragging Wushanju to bankruptcy #ultimatenote

My boys all freshly bathed is such a refreshing to look at, I really love how Pangzi dresses, look how classy he is 🤭 #ultimatenote

Ah here is my flower boy, appearing near the end which I'm not very used to - his side profile is so pretty 🌸

Also him eating soup is giving me rib-date flashbacks aksdhdh I wonder where is that wooden knife kept 🥺 #ultimatenote

Also first episode without the other senior citizen I'm sad

flower boy widd his liddle tongue peeking out 🤭🌸

Oh boy, if only Xiao Ge was simply a hot farmer 🤣

I gave Xiao Ge back his sword cause I can’t stand it anymore kdjdkd #ultimatenote

Xiao Ge running at full speed + fighting are my kink #ultimatenote

Chicken boxers finally! Everyone thank Pangzi 🐥🖤 #ultimatenote

Important things to note *cough* #ultimatenote

Xiao Hua and Xiu Xiu so cute 🥺🌸
I wanna kidnap Xiao Hua and put him in my pocket he looks like a tiny pink school boy akshhd #ultimatenote

It's not that Xiao Ge has facial paralysis, he's just generally confused and doesn't know how to let out his emotions properly. Therefore this TLT3 Xiao Ge we have showing varying expressions during pressing moments is really on point for me #pingxie #ultimatenote

Xiao Ge shielding Wu Xie from a possible danger and Pangzi left to fend for himself as usual 🤭 #pingxie #ultimatenote

This tandem is so cute, I esp love how she calls him Xiao Hua-gege 🌸

She brought her own ropes for when she wants to rest and set up her rope bed adhsh cutieeee Xiu Xiu she even chucked it inside Xiao Hua's backpack lmao #ultimatenote

I wanna see Xiu Xiu's face when she learns her gege has now taken to liking the one man she warned him about, soon she's gonna be running after that senior citizen demaning rent payment 🤭

XIAZI AND XIU XIU MEETING PLEAAASE 🙏🏻

She looks so much like my cousin I can't unsee thissss

Did Xiao Ge really do a cannonball into a basin jdlkdhd #ultimatenote

Their outfits match a bit now- also wow Xiao Ge does change hoodies when they're not in tombs, he is a senior citizen that still bathes, I'm happy for Wu Xie 😆 #pingxie #ultimatenote

Beautiful aesthetic 🌸 #xiaohua #ultimatenote

Xiu Xiu found her sleeping spot 🤭

Xiao Ge drawing ✨

Wu Xie is all of us whenever the Qilin tattoo appears 📸🧐 #ultimatenote #pingxie

Except Wu Xie is the only one allowed to touch of course #ultimatenote #pingxie

Yes, Wu Xie? Not done yet? 🤭 #ultimatenote #pingxie

Xiao Hua why so pretty 🌸🤍 #ultimatenote

"IT'S IN THE WINE"

Did he really have to say that asdjldh I hate that these two are meeting first before Xiazi - another episode without that dirty old man, this is the 2nd one, I miss that black puppy 😩 #ultimatenote

Done for the week- hopefully we see Xiazi back next week 💔

He is in the episode 21-22 previews (I think in 22 if I'm not mistaken-BACK WITH XIAO HUA YAY!) but I hope to get him back earlier than that because this means we won't see him on Thursday too 😔