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Dec 24, 2020 18 tweets 7 min read Read on X
I’m currently making an account on the cuddle connect app so I can review it for a future podcast episode
Obviously I set my location off at all times Image
I cannot see what I’m typing, not even when I’m highlighting my email address ImageImage
I’m still at the Get Started stage ImageImage
These are all the racial categories...apparently both mixed and interracial are ethnicities?!? ImageImage
The maximum 3 is arbitrary and needs to be done away with ImageImage
I can’t even scroll to read the rest of what each day ImageImage
Literally all of these options scream non-sexual ImageImage
Random capitalizations Image
“These questions disappear once I started typing but at least my words are visible” ImageImage
Wait til the cuddle connect team find out that athletic people can be chubby. Also Fit versus Athletic?? ImageImage
So I guess adults are not allowed to be shorter than 4 ft or taller than 6 ft 8.... ImageImage
Cuddle connect is pulling a cuddle comfort and asking dating-adjacent questions like if their users want to have kids in the future Image
I’m still not done registering. For the smoking question, possible answers include “Quitting soon” and “Only when drinking”?? I’m not making this up Image
Why is Socially an option for drinking but not for smoking? And aren’t there people who only drink when they smoke? Image
The rest of my thoughts on the cuddle connect app
My third 🪡 on the cuddle connect app:

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Dec 24, 2022
I’ve been searching for professional cuddlers in Africa on Cuddle Up for HOURS now.

I’ve found only four profiles 🥲
There’s one professional coddler in Alexandria, Egypt and two in Cape Town, South Africa ImageImage
There’s one professional cuddler in Lusaka, Zambia.

Queen Nana is literally the only Black pro cuddler I could find in Africa ImageImage
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Oct 18, 2022
I have advertised my cuddle services for no longer than 24 hours on Craigslist (1/6) Image
This is what my ad looked like (2/6) ImageImage
It doesn’t cost much to keep an ad active on Craigslist (3/6) Image
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Jul 14, 2022
The internet is rife with forums, but very few cuddle websites have a forums page. Cuddle Comfort is the only one I can name from the top of my head 🪡
An online forum is also known as a message board.

I barely read the forums on cuddle connect when I still had the chance (RIP). Maybe it’s for the best, I’ve seen professional cuddlers get catty in the threads.

If you disagree with someone, please be respectful…
If someone is being egregious, inform a moderator.

A moderator is a member of the forum who is responsible for approving or rejecting comments. They’re most likely not paid to uphold the website’s terms of service.

You don’t have to be a frequent user of the internet to know…
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Apr 14, 2022
If you’ve listened to the most recent episode of my Patreon exclusive podcast…you’d know that I interviewed my new boyfriend. I wrote down 17 questions before we recorded audio
There are some I chose to edit out. Like I asked him if he would pay for my services if he first met me as Felicity. I asked him what kind of person his relatives hoped he would end up with. I asked him what job he thinks I’d be doing if I never became a sex worker.
I asked him if he could imagine any of his relatives being in the adult industry. I edited out an entire tangent asking ‘what if he started out as fuck buddies? what would the trajectory of our relationship look like?’
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Jan 29, 2022
🚩 RED FLAGS FOR CUDDLE CLIENTS!

a thread
by a professional cuddler for four years
1.I’ve never heard of someone requesting an outfit who didn’t attempt to violate the professional cuddler
2.Asking a provider for their real name is an invasion of privacy.
Read 7 tweets
Sep 17, 2021
King David (from David vs. Goliath) had a professional cuddler
Abishag (Hebrew: אבישג) was a woman of Shunem chosen to be a helper to King David in his old age. Among Abishag's duties was to lie next to David and pass along her body heat and vigor because "they put covers on him, but he could not get warm". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abishag?w…
1 Kings 1:4 notes that David did not engage in sexual intercourse with her. When brought to David, she was a na'arah, which indicates youth or virginity but not necessarily both. biblia.com/bible/esv/1-ki…
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