Having to carry pennies after a transaction is like a tax on paying in cash.
How do pennies even circulate?? The only time they ever come into play is when you get change back, nobody is regularly going around paying exact change to the penny!
Get rid of these dumbass pennies, and frankly get rid of nickels too, just round everything to the nearest tenth, whats gonna happen??
damn got me mad about pennies

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30 Dec

My building management changed the front door code to get in without telling anyone, and I’ve been locked out since midnight in below zero weather.

Had to spend $50 on Ubers to get to my partner’s place so I didn’t freeze to death.

Absolutely furious.
I ran downstairs to grab delivery in a thin t-shirt and sandals, didn’t even think to bring my mask. Had to beg my Uber driver for a mask, which thank god he had.
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I really can’t stress how badly I need the full story, in detail, about the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.
The simplest explanation is that they meant to book the Four Seasons hotel, but it still doesn’t make sense because HOW did they accidentally book a landscaping company without any kind of press conference amenities?
How do you even book a landscaping company for a press conference??? At what point should someone have said “Hey, you know we’re not the hotel, right?”
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So like, what are we going to do on this website now?
I have some good recipes for al pastor tacos, if anyone wants.
Or uhh, here’s a pic of my dog:
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Last year my Jewish grandmother spent hours begging me not to move to Berlin because she still associates it with Nazism, and then this week she called to tell me she’s glad that unidentified government agents are kidnapping protestors because the protestors are subhuman scum.
Not great, folks!
We also had a pretty amazing conversation about taking down Confederate statues, where somehow walked herself into a scenario where she said she would not agree with tearing down statues of Osama bin Laden and Hitler if they were erected in her neighborhood.
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95% of the people I've talked to in the last few days who are over 65 absolutely refuse to make any changes to their lifestyle.

As best I can tell, they're under the impression that the best response to a global pandemic is a positive mental attitude and grit.
The DAY that my parent's friends got back from flying to three different cities after being denied clearance to fly to Europe because of the virus, they invited all of their friends over for wine and steaks.
My grandmother's response when I called her yesterday to ask if she was staying indoors was,

"Of course not! I'm not going to panic just because the media tells me to. You don't know what's going on, I don't know what's going on, so why disrupt everything on the off chance?"
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The house is on fire and Nancy Pelosi is standing in front of the fire truck because they don’t have a permit to block the street.
AOC is running towards the fire with buckets of water trying to rally people to do the same, and Pelosi is telling her to cut it out because she’s wasting too much water.
Chuck Schumer is lending the arsonist money to buy more matches, under the condition he buy fewer matches this time.
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