Thread by @DirkSchwenk

For 2021 I'd like it if we stopped accusing people of racism for saying a Black person is articulate

For 2021 I'd like everyone to admit peas, outside of their delicious pod, are disgusting and not food.

For 2021 I'd like everyone to admit that the Patriots are the cheatingest franchise in the history of all pro sports and probably had Putin hack their opponents.

For 2021 I'd like it if everyone admitted REO Speedwagon and Journey are the same terrible band invented as a sick joke to annoy me

For 2021 I Really Can't Wait to go see live music but I guess imma have to wait though

For 2021 I promise to do more tax policy tweets because tax policy is everything about who we are and why we are in this situation

For 2021 I wonder if I will wear actual pants more than 2020

For 2021 I anticipate solving through Twitter which kind of bird is the best

For 2021 I really, really hope we don't see widespread homelessness and hunger.

For 2021 I really hope we have a transition of. power without violence.

For 2021 I don't want blood I want justice

Oh yeah and for 2021 Id like it if Mitch McConnel no longer had the power to make everything worse for everyone except himself

For 2021 I'd like to be able to hug my mom

Further conversation on this topic here

https://twitter.com/DPetagrew/status/1344995578028158977?s=19