It's time to settle this once and for all. What is the best kind of bird. Back up your answer. You too @JarBomb @Northern_Ozbird
I offer two, first the pileated wood pecker, which is bad ass it tears down entire trees with its head and laughs at you while it does.
Second, the Black Vulture, which has an awesomely pirate name and a black leather head. It flies like shit and eats death.
OK, Emus are exceptional….
lady makes a point plus australia is awesome.

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