Who would be polite to the roomba?
Who would say "thank you" to Alexa after asking a question?
Who would get jealous of the other being extra nice to the AI and showering it in compliments?
Who would have clap-on clap-off lights installed in every room of the home?
Who puts the cat (feline) (also interchangeable with baby a-yuan) on top of the roomba? Multiple times per day?
Who takes longer showers?
Who has the green thumb? The plant parent.
Who wears A-Yuan strapped to his chest in one of those hand-free baby holders?
Who carries the Mote (tm) (male-tote)

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wwx is a local delinquent failing out of HS, taking night classes and lwj is the volleyball captain who runs drills in the school hallways during night classes.
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modern raver wwx who after a few unfortunate bad experiences at a rave has his best friend lwj tag along as his emotional support barricade from unwanted touches/interactions
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'Ah, hi Lan Zhan' he greets.
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