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Donald Trump just joined Morse Code.
Update: Donald Trump is now banned from Morse Code.
Donald Trump has invested in carrier pigeons.
Update: Carrier Pigeons have been missing since their initial message release.
Donald Trump has taken to two sticks and lint.
Update: The White House currently has a 5-alarm fire. Please avoid the area.
Donald Trump has tied a string between two cans.
Update: Eric Trump is being rushed to the hospital with a string stuck in his teeth as he thought it was floss.

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10 Nov 20
Someone needs to go on air, with authority, tell the Fox News bubble: The Network, Donald Trump and most importantly The Republican Party is lying to them. Not in a fake-news kind of way. That’s not what this is.

What Mitch and Barr did today was straight-up textbook Fascism.
@MittRomney needs to go down to Mitch’s office and tell him this bullshit continues one more day, he is leaving The Republican Party.

Someone has to be brave enough to stop this nonsense.
He won’t. No one will. They will use the excuse they can’t do that to their constituents blah blah blah.

At the very best; it’s one last con to milk money out of the cult.

The other scenarios are frightening.
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10 Nov 20
No one:

History: Election under the worst circumstances (pandemic), under the worst leadership (Trump) while having the highest vote total in US History no matter what the fascist say; it’s a clean vote because

<Checks notes>

The Founding Fathers created a federal mail system.
It worked.
All of a sudden these Constitutional Originalist seem to neglect that part.
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7 Nov 20
@AOC already causing trouble. I heard The President-Democrat -Elect told us to calm the waters. Start finding common causes to unite behind. The leader of The Party and the man who has the most votes EVER - cause we’re looking for leadership - and she goes pissing in the wind.
The most pathetic part, and sorry but I know some of those guys and they did it for country.

But here is the most pathetic part and why it’s so insulting.

When asked on 60 Minutes would they have done this for Bernie Sanders and without hesitation they all said

Lastly and I’m this to rest not that anyone cares.

She is missing the point. They represent The Reagan Democrats, The McCain Republicans. These right of center people are homeless.

I know I’m one of them.
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19 Oct 20
I just saw Hunter Biden’s Laptop without a mask.
I just saw Hunter Biden’s Laptop throw down a reverse windmill 360 dunk in Venice.
I just had a bite of Hunter Biden’s Laptop Creme Brûlée and it’s to die for.
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4 Oct 20
Jamie Harrison to Lindsey Graham:

“You remind me of playing Monopoly with my son. The rules change every game.”

Drag him Jamie. Drag him to hell and leave him there.
Jamie Harrison is destroying Lindsey Graham. I mean absolutely destroying him.

South Carolina, this is such an easy choice.
The debate between Jamie Harrison and Lindsey Graham might be the first debate that will get called due to a mercy rule.

It’s that bad for Lindsey.
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2 Oct 20
Ummmm this just aired on CNN.

“What about the children that are separated?”

Melania Trump: “give me a fucking break”

Yes. Seriously.
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