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11 Jan, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Wei Wuxain in this 🥵🔞🤤 Image
I just think Image
He just Image
And perhaps he Image
And maybe around the house he cant be bothered to get dressed and so he Image

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Wwx is new at the plant center but he's always had a green thumb. "Oh no. All of her leaves have fallen off."
Lwj nods. Somehow he makes even that look sad. "My son picked them off. I've had this moonstone for over three weeks. Its the longest I've ever kept something alive."
"Hey thats okay! Look the roots are still healthy, so long as you don't overwater her I'm sure she'll be fine."
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30 Dec 20
Its 3 am but...
Lan Wangji holds A-Yuan tightly. He can't stop shaking, cant pull himself together even though he knows he's panicking his son.
Hes okay. Hes safe. Its just a fracture.
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30 Dec 20
Wanna talk about lwj fucking the hell out of wwx in a desperate attempt to maybe make wwx like him? Lwj doesn't have any friends and he likes wwx. A lot. He just wants wwx to keep coming back but he thinks wwx only likes him for sex.
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"Wanna come over to my place?"
No one has ever invited Lan Zhan anywhere. He takes a deep breath.
"Yes." Its truly that simple.
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26 Dec 20
Jin Ling is officially one month old and Wei Wuxian is helping sleep train him. While Yanli is getting a nap in and Jin Zixuan is making a run to the store Wei Wuxian has to keep the baby awake. He is a little too good at his job.
Wei Wuxian bites Jing Lings cheek again. Just a little nibble. "Wake up, wake up. You keep my sister up all night and now you wanna sleep in? No, no, no, time to talk to Uncle."
Jing Ling makes an unhappy noise his expression asking 'Are you gonna let him do this to me?'
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19 Dec 20
"Doctor? Please help me my husband is trying to kill me."
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"He won't feed me. I'm starving."
"Lan Zhan you just ate!"
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"He has had his shake, he's just being a brat."
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"I don't want real food. I WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK."
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Sang Cheng next! Oof much thinking is being done.
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"Ah!"
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