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12 Jan, 23 tweets, 6 min read
so I found an amusing program that does something that seem obvious but I haven't seen anything else do it...
Using a CGA-equipped PC as a title generator!
because in the 80s it was hard to make titles for amateur videos. video titlers were stand alone units which were expensive... but if you have an IBM PC (or clone) with a CGA card (or clone) it can output composite video, which your VCR probably has an input for.
So why not generate titles on your PC?
just have the PC display the titles, then you dub them onto the tape
So this is Home Video Producer, by Turning Point Software.
Amusingly the title screen is in regular RGB-CGA...
but as soon as you get into the menu, it goes composite.
You can adjust each frame, giving them text (in multiple fonts), backgrounds, different colors, and transition effects, like Baby's First Powerpoint
it's also got a bunch of template, which you can fill out to get a pre-made title card (or set of cards)
PREPARE YOURSELF AND BEGIN THE COUNTDOWN
MOM AND DAD:
I had to put my name as Foone Floppydisk Turing because this DOS program from the late-80s doesn't support emoji.
it's got an interesting "frame" metaphor. You'd think each one would be like a powerpoint slide, but no, they're explicitly stacked on each other.
So one frame will just be "display the baby background"
then the next frame is "add the first name"
speaking of metaphors, the way the UI works is slightly odd
So you can select the frames, or the info under the frame (which control things like delays and effects), and you'd think you'd press enter and get a menu, right?
and yes, you do, but that's not where all of the per-frame menu options are.
After hovering over a menu item (with the cursor, there's no mouse support) you can then go up HERE, to Frame Tools Menu.
which gives you a sort of context menu for the frame. it's weird.
that's the only one that's frame-specific. the other ones are strip, movie, and program.
"strips" are apparently what it calls multiple frames with the same background.
and movies are where you have the file save/load options, preview, and template loading options
the templates are:
BASEBALL
BIRTHDAY
EUROPE
FOOTBALL
HOOPS
NEWBABY
SOCCER
TITLE
VACATION
WEDDING
XMAS
prepare yourself for the ultimate christmas experience
anyway the software is available on WinWorld if you want to produce your 1988 VHS tapes with it:
winworldpc.com/product/home-v…
To be clear, this isn't like a real titler, letting you put text overlays on your videos.
The PC has no genlock, and no way to do a video pass-thru
this just lets you insert completely opaque title cards into VHS tapes by recording over your videos with the output of your CGA card

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