i'm on hunger strike til you bring me an amy's burrito
"dear martha, the war has gone on longer than i can remember now, and we have nearly taken the last regiment outpost. but we ran out of quinoa and needed to double back, costing us gravely in numbers."
isn't rastafarianism the only religion that mandates eating organic?
pretty sure the Q shaman isn't down with Selassie nationalgeographic.com/culture/food/t…

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12 Jan
It'll be 8:29AM on January 20th and Pelosi will still be saying she's waiting for Trump to do the right thing and resign. The most useless fucking, entirely fucking complicit person to ever lead the opposition party in the history of the United States.
Republicans: *do a coup*

Nancy Pelosi: Say sowwy
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12 Jan
When I was locked up for protesting in NYC, cops served me (and everyone else) ham and cheese sandwiches (one slice of ham, one slice of cheese). When I told them I was Jewish, they told me to peel the pork off and be grateful I got anything.
Good to know that next time I can just say I'm a conspiracy shaman and demand caviar and vodka
There's no way that, if true, that isn't entirely psychosomatic. Image
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Three Israeli restaurants in Portland were vandalized with graffiti reading "Free Palestine" and "Hummus Isn't Israeli" algemeiner.com/2021/01/11/pol…
More than half of all Israelis are originally from Arab countries where their local, native cuisine was...the same food everyone else in the Middle East eats. The hummus war is one of the dumbest areas of conflict.
For all the person/people responsible know/s, the owners of these shops could have been anti-Zionist. They could have been Israeli draft dodgers who fled to America. They could be vociferously opposed to the occupation. Targeting random Israelis is garbage praxis.
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Parler has transferred their domain registration and DNS to Epik
Here's the thing -- Parler has what, 12M users? Epik is a smallfry web host. They can't possibly support a site at that scale without significant architecture. How much more is Rebekeh Mercer willing to pony up to give Epik capabilities they surely don't presently have?
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There's another company selling a "Six Million Wasn't Enough" t-shirt. This one is hosted by @vultr. Hey @clanservers, wtf dude?
@wwwadict @anthonyquon Hi Team Vultr, would you mind terribly not profiting from glorification of my people's genocide?
Seems to be an explicit AUP violation
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We should still get each major provider on record
Hosting providers committed to not facilitating Nazi insurrections:

❓️Alibaba Cloud
✅ DigitalOcean
❌ DreamHost
❓️Google Cloud
❓️IBM Cloud
✅ Linode
❓️Oracle Cloud
❓️Yandex Cloud
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