Trump: Hey.
Pence: Hey.
Trump: Ah, can I have Kayleigh get you a Coke?
Pence: I'm good.
Trump: About that thing...
Pence: Don't go there.
Trump: You kinda brought it on yourself.
Pence: I said don't go there.
Trump: How's your mother?
Pence: She's my wife.
Trump: You married your mother?
Pence: No, I married my wife, I call her mother.
Trump: That's fucked up.
Pence: Really? You want to marry your daughter.
Trump: She's still kinda hot, except COVID pounds.
Pence: Look, you have to resign.
Trump: Never!
Pence: You encourage people to hang me!
Trump: Kayleigh, get Pence a Coke.
Pence: I don't want a Coke!
Trump: The ratings for the riot were through the roof!
Pence: If you don't resign, you'll be impeached.
Trump: Bill Belichick, that muthafucka!
Pence: Please focus.
Trump: PGA cancelled the tournament!
Pence: Look, dude, you have to focus.
Trump: I had to flush my toilet twenty times. Turd's still in the bowl.
Pence: Don't you understand, you are going to be impeached and maybe convicted.
Trump: Can I fire you?
Pence: No.
Trump: Worst thing on Wednesday is that Rudy could not stop farting. It was a big tent, but still.
Pence: Focus! Focus!
Trump: Kayleigh, you should consider breast implants. Real talk.
Pence: I've done what I can. What happens next is all on you.
The rest is garbled.
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