Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE Image
CATERING AN ALL MCDONALDS DINNER BECAUSE HE CAUSE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN AND THERE WAS NOBODY TO COOK FOOD AT THE WHITE HOUSE Image
THE ORB Image
THROWING PAPER TOWELS INTO THE CROWD AFTER A DEVASTATING HURRICANE IN PUERTO RICO Image
SALUTING A NORTH KOREAN GENERAL Image
PERSON WOMAN MAN CAMERA TV Image
HOCKIN’ BEANS DURING A PANDEMIC Image
THAT POWER HANDSHAKE HE HAD TO STOP DOING BECAUSE OTHER WORLD LEADERS KEPT DOING IT TO HIM Image
MOLESTING THE AMERICAN FLAG Image
DRAWING IN THE HURRICANE PROJECTION WITH A SHARPIE Image
SHOVING ASIDE ANOTHER WORLD LEADER TO WALK IN FRONT
TOILET PAPER ON THE SHOE
THE TINY DESK Image
TELLING A 7-YEAR-OLD THERE’S NO SANTA ON CHRISTMAS Image
SCOTCH TAPING HIS TIE TOGETHER Image
HOLDING HANDS LIKE A TODDLER WITH THERESA MAY Image
WATERGATE Image
REFUSING TO SHARE HIS UMBRELLA Image
THEN DUMPING IT OPEN IN FRONT OF AF1 Image
SIGNING BIBLES Image
FAKE MELANIA Image
THE WAY HE STANDS Image
DUMPING A WHOLE BOX OF FISH FOOD IN A KOI POND Image
TRUMP TRUCK Image
THE ALREADY WEIRD HANDSHAKE HE KEPT MESSING UP Image
THE LAWNMOWER BOY Image
THE INSANELY BAD TAN Image
TAKING OFF HIS MASK TO LOOK STRONG WHILE ACTIVELY CONTAGIOUS WITH COVID-19 Image
CROSSING OUT "COVID" AND WRITING IN "CHINESE" IN HIS LARGE PRINT NOTES JUST TO BE MORE RACIST Image
REPEATEDLY JUST USING BLANK PAGES & EMPTY FOLDERS AS PROPS THAT NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LOOK AT Image
STOKED TO MEET THE POPE WHO HATES HIM Image
OUTRAGEOUSLY BAD AT COLORING IN THE UNITED STATES FLAG Image
I gotta go to sleep folks, I WILDLY underestimated how much weird sh*t he did in the last 4 years.

Please flood my mentions with more, and I leave you with this. Goodnight! Image
WAIT I ALMOST FORGOT MY FAVORITE: KIM JONG UN’S GIGANTIC LETTER TO TRUMP Image

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I am APOPLECTIC.

My building management changed the front door code to get in without telling anyone, and I’ve been locked out since midnight in below zero weather.

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