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12 Jan, 3 tweets, 1 min read
Trump supporters beating people to death with the American flag is a metaphor for his entire presidency.
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I suppose shitting in the Capitol building is a good metaphor too.

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“We need to move on from this” say the Republicans who have been talking about Hillary Clinton for the last 4 fucking years.
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31 Dec 20
[watching Return of the King with my husband]

Me: The problem is that this is a patriarchy. If they had women in charge there wouldn’t even be a stupid war.

Him: (exasperated sigh)
Me: If they’re going to reference Zeppelin lyrics in this so much in these long-ass movies why not play some fucking Zeppelin.

Him: (Turns off tv)
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2 Dec 20
Very surprised that the dude whose airline, casinos, university, beverage brand, steaks, vodka, and magazine failed would blow millions of dollars on giving his opponent even more votes.
The dictionary should change the meaning of the word trump to pathetic sore loser bitch-baby.
This is a dude who “wrote” a book called The Art of the Deal
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8 Oct 20
Between the blood in his eyes and the fly on his head, Pence was like a one-man story of Passover last night.
Pharaohnavirus.
Happy Penceover.
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11 Sep 20
Wonder what wildly inappropriate thing Trump will say about 9/11 today. His past responses over the years will be tough to beat.
Never forget that last year Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David right before the anniversary of 9/11 then canceled it because of criticism and claimed that he didn’t know they were so bad.
This quote didn’t age well huh?
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