It is painful reading hansard.
"The Irish should recognise their greatest trade partner"
( we do, it is EU, followed by USA)
"Ireland must relax controls and understand its fragility "
(yep, made of Waterford glass is us )
"Ireland needs the security capability of the UK "
( yep, we know, collusion, Dublin and Monaghan bombings )
"It is in the best interest of the Irish to have a close relationship with its neighbour "
(yep.. it was so much fun for 800 years)
"we expect the Irish to make it clear to the (EU) commission that special arrangements must be made due to our special relationship "
( does that mean we have to hide the condom and say we enjoyed being raped ? )
Special committees filled with the quirky and strange inglishers could be scenes out of any off putting,awkward, uncomfortable comedy show. The Orifice by Lord david Bent.

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