1. It is worth starting a @MattHancock thread. If he wasn't such a psychopath, liar and fraudster he would be funny
2. This interview with @piersmorgan on @GMB tells you all you need to know. Watch him squirm. You can actually feel him wish the ground would open and swallow him
3. This beautifully sums up the creepiness of the guy and perhaps the lack of knowledge of any real human interaction in a social setting
5. Yes it is a piss take by @russellhoward but just think, this was taken from a Hancock self promotion video. Comedy gold though
6. And here he is with his alleged handler Nicole Junkermann amongst others
7. Be careful, he doesn't want to let go of the power he has over your life, and never forget HE is the Health Secretary
8. This is a pink tie Image
10. Who can possibly forget that glorious day when he cried on National TV. What a guy
11. But it is worth remembering that he doesn't truly call the shots. That appears to be @CMO_England
12. Then of course there is the £50k spent on takeaways at the public expense. And don't forget there was a secret password protected menu. And Friday is Pizza day! Yay
14. Or a top Olympic athlete. Or is that just James Bond? Image
15. He is still suspected by many as being the "mole" in the Halloween lockdown forcing the hand of @BorisJohnson
16. And lets not forget his very close relative who succumbed to the vile virus. Erm... Ok Matt
17. And when he is not doing media interviews from his toilet as in the above @GMB and @SkyNewsBreak clips he clearly lives in a Stationers Image
18. Yes, our Matt is an all round super hero
19. Big Brother Matt. Love it. You know you are safe with him Image
20. And it is worth remembering the "World Beating" track and trace system that cost billions, is rubbish and was run by his good horse racing buddy @didoharding. Now that you mention fraud
21. And let us not forget that our brave soldier has had the dreaded "virus" himself, although his isolation seemed to be quite short
22. But as our hero has probably now got immunity it is fine for him to ignore the 10pm curfew and buy his sycophants a drink in the Commons bar at our expense
23. And because he doesn't want too many serfs in his constituency to upset his well heeled racing buddies he stops any development
24. And please publicans, don't for one moment think that Matt doesn't care about you. If you are looking you too may get a contract to supply vials for covid tests instead of selling pints
25. And of course Matt has been asked to join Queen as soon as restrictions are lifted and they can tour again. You can see and hear why here! Hope they do Live Aid again
26. But going back to horse racing, it was great that Matt saw that the Cheltenham Festival should go ahead in March 2020 just before the 3 weeks to flatten the curve. After all crowds drinking champagne are not contagious.
27. And don't forget that Matt is such a super guy that he will always look after his friends
28. Social Distancing holds no fears for our hero either. He is indestructible and doesn't need to adhere to the rules
29. But that is probably because he is super fit and really just one of the guys
30. It's hungry work being Super Matt, even when you are on national TV Image
31. And he doesn't need a mask in a Ministerial car, because you know, he is immortal
32. And here we have Super Matt again showing his covid immunity and really getting into the spirit of the #IgnoreBorisJohnson tag. Hey Matt is it just the people who pay your wages that should stay at home?
33. We ran a poll to see if people thought Super Matt should be removed as Health Secretary. 93% said "Yes" which strangely is the estimated false positive percentage of the PCR test. Sorry Matt

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