About a year and a half ago, they started selling vape stuff, including wax vapes. A plexiglass box on the counter next to the register.
And then they added another plexiglass box, with cbd oil and such.
And then another, with glass pipes. And another, and another.
Now, they've got like 2 meters of counter dedicated to pot paraphernalia
It's expanded so much that it's interfering with them and customers, who have to stand on tippy toes to see the cigarettes and blunts behind
I just imagine some smooth-talking pipe salesman showing up each month, and each time he leaves they've got another display case to somehow fit on the counter
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Every scifi book in the 50's was 80% a jut-jawed aryan guy mansplaining future history to an awed and underage bosomy companion, and each had like 30 sequels set in the same universe. Each had him explain a different thing to a different woman, jaw increasing in size
"Ah yes, the fusion drive. First, I must explain how libertarian cryptocurrencies dissolved the antiquated idea of age of consent."
* 40 pages later*
"And that's how we brutally colonize the universe, m'lady"
*juts jaw* it all goes back to the creator of the first interstellar engine, who with his wife established the modern principles of eugenics.
*50 pages later* and that's why we kill aliens, my dear
If you had $220 million in bitcoin locked away in an ironkey, you'd be able to just pay the developers of ironkey $10 million each to help you get your money.
Unless, of course, bitcoin has no actual value.
If bitcoin had any actual value, it'd be a matter of calling up a few people, and throwing them a few million dollars to get the rest of your money.
"Hey, Bob. I'll pay you $20 million to get around the security you built."