The federal government spends $3,000 a month to rent a basement studio in Kalorma because Ivanka and Jared won't let the Secret Service use their bathrooms...…
First they had a Porta-Potty but neighbors didn't like it. Then they had to go to Barack Obama's house just to use the bathroom!…
Then they had to start using a bathroom at the Naval Observatory because Obama's detail banned them from using their bathroom after an agent on Ivanka and Jared's detail "left an unpleasant mess in the Obama bathroom at some point before the fall of 2017."…

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