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Jan 20, 2021 88 tweets 22 min read Read on X
Four years ago, I started saving the best of the incredibly bizarre, stupid and bad vibes photos being rapidly produced by the Trump administration to cathartically post today. Here is my Surreal Trump Photo Dump Image
Hell Dinner Image
these are in vaguely chronological order, most are of trump, but some are of other related weirdness. It's been played to death, but this was definitely a tone-setter Image
Another early banger, a sensible oil of this should be his white house portrait Image
probably the GOAT, my mind still reels when I think about seeing the ORB for the first time Image
Like a good concert set we're front loading some fan favorites, let's hear it for the ORB one more time Image
Happy Birthday, Mr. Secretary Image
thank you, sir Image
have to pay homage to a truly legendary fit Image
ominous Image
trouble brewing Image
feed the fishes Image
fun with friends Image
say what you will about the man, he knows how to drink a water Image
I will genuinely miss Melania's Malevolent Christmas auras Image
first in a series of truly powerful stances Image
I can barely remember what this is about, but the man loves prop Papers Image
thirsty boy Image
i think what stood out to me for this one is that they were lined up by height Image
the happy couple Image
found a guy Image
probably the most physical exertion he's done in his life? Image
this is what peak performance looks like ImageImage
a big letter for a big boy Image
another of his best tics Image
fashion Image
he just feels powerful next to big stacks of blank paper Image
just had these two saved next to each other, don't know why. I think that's rebekah mercer? ImageImage
family of powerful stances Image
??????? Image
"vigilance" Image
this one's labeled "mccainmad" so i think he's pouting about mccain being celebrated in death, lmao Image
feelin' good Image
spot the difference Image
guys being dudes Image
blood christmas Image
Eyyyyyyyy Image
your mother and i are very disappointed in you Image
oh you know what fucking time it is ImageImageImage
"This is the most powerful image in human history. Even Kubrick at his best could not conjure something so indescribably humming with otherworldly malevolence and terrible meaning" - @willmenaker Image
he got these guys from a casting call Image
tried not to grab so many cable news pics, but c'mon, these faces Image
i was there for this one Image
remember fake melania? Image
another normal stance Image
what's he thinking? Image
lol Image
how'd that work out? ImageImage
always happy to meet a BIG Guy Image
looks good, sir Image
aaaaaAAHHHHH Image
towards the end the makeup started getting sloppy in the back Image
enhance ImageImage
i guess in retrospect, where else would he put it Image
a shop, but cmon, he tweeted it Image
while we're pouring one out for @realDonaldTrump Image
i want to be, a macho man Image
spending father's day getting triggered with dad Image
how long did this take to set up Image
meanwhile in brazil Image
very convincing sir Image
gentlemen, please get those cables under control, i'm begging you Image
they're doing a spirit bomb Image
me working on lyrics to post to livejournal Image
forever the wettest ImageImage
power stance 3 Image
the most powerful stance of all time Image
looking good sir Image
what was he spending this on?? Image
almost to the end Image
president big boy Image
y'all see this? Image
she knew what was coming Image
you nut but Image
clownpilled Image
above all else, a poster Image
home stretch Image
can i interest you in these beautiful leather bound king james editions? Image
reverent Image
the virgil walk Image
Sad! Image
who, me? Image
tiny desk concert Image
Wasssssssuppp Image
making the WAP face Image
fighting for truth at the four seasons Image
ending at the beginning, prepping his inaugural Image
have a nice life. see you space cowboy Image

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