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Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules_su

19 Jan

millennials have the most boomer energy I have ever seen about gen z deciding what the new social culture and customs are - they are *panicked* about not being 22 anymore and cannot handle the idea that they aren’t the arbiters anymore

millennials spent their entire 20s refusing to learn life skills as a personality trait and now call changing a lightbulb “adulting”, so when confronted with their waning social power with little to show for it they are freaking the f*ck out

like hell yeah boomers destroyed our entire material lead up to adulthood, but hey it’s here, stop being mad at gen z who saw it coming by looking at us and got really good at dancing and hair in their early teens to make up for zero financial mobility

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Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules_su

12 Jan

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

CATERING AN ALL MCDONALDS DINNER BECAUSE HE CAUSE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN AND THERE WAS NOBODY TO COOK FOOD AT THE WHITE HOUSE

THE ORB

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Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules_su

30 Dec 20

I am APOPLECTIC.

My building management changed the front door code to get in without telling anyone, and I’ve been locked out since midnight in below zero weather.

Had to spend $50 on Ubers to get to my partner’s place so I didn’t freeze to death.

Absolutely furious.

I ran downstairs to grab delivery in a thin t-shirt and sandals, didn’t even think to bring my mask. Had to beg my Uber driver for a mask, which thank god he had.

I AM SO GOD DAMN ANGRY

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Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules_su

29 Dec 20

Having to carry pennies after a transaction is like a tax on paying in cash.

How do pennies even circulate?? The only time they ever come into play is when you get change back, nobody is regularly going around paying exact change to the penny!

Get rid of these dumbass pennies, and frankly get rid of nickels too, just round everything to the nearest tenth, whats gonna happen??

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Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules_su

8 Nov 20

I really can’t stress how badly I need the full story, in detail, about the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.

The simplest explanation is that they meant to book the Four Seasons hotel, but it still doesn’t make sense because HOW did they accidentally book a landscaping company without any kind of press conference amenities?

How do you even book a landscaping company for a press conference??? At what point should someone have said “Hey, you know we’re not the hotel, right?”

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