Nobody:
Not a single person:
Nary a lone individual:
Me: Here's the definitive list of the best bird species in each of the 251 taxonomic families π§΅
10. Lilac-breasted Roller. A no-brainer. This bird will knock your damn socks off. It has colors I'm not entirely sure we have words for.
π· David Turko, eBird
9. Steller's Eider. Entire YouTube makeup tutorials are devoted to the smokey eye. Too bad this duck perfected it 15 million years ago.
π· Marco Valentini, eBird
8. Marvelous Spatuletail. When commitment to looking sexy gets a bit out of hand and you casually evolve a tail twice as long as your body? That will earn you the number 8 spot.
Been getting a lot of emails from this predatory journal lately, so I decided to submit this manuscript. Stay tuned. π€π€π€ longdom.org/entomology-ornβ¦
I'm hoping to be added to their Field Ornithology special issue.
To be fair, I really want to know what makes a bird tick...