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Feb 3, 2021 21 tweets 7 min read Read on X
My favourite species of birds are the ones named by people who clearly hate birds. (thread) Image
Sick of their shit Image
*Sean Bean voice* Image
Why even go into this line of work? Image
Excuse me? Image
.@rspb This is bullying Image
I believe psychologists call this projection Image
Um, they prefer the term “goth” Image
*Geoffrey Boycott voice* Image
Are ornithologists ok? ImageImageImageImage
Did I make this one up? You're not sure are you? Image
Men will literally name all the birds instead of going to therapy ImageImageImageImage
More like HORNIthologists
Refuse to believe these are real ImageImageImageImage
god i'm so bored
Imagine being this bird. Imagine finding out this is what you were called. Are you kidding me? Unbelievable. Image
Ornithologists, who hurt you? Image
If you hate *birdsong* maybe find a different hobby idk ImageImageImageImage
People keep sending me this but there's nothing in the picture? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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