Zeddy Profile picture
7 Feb, 4 tweets, 1 min read
He looks like he's threatening the others to get off his lawn
Even putting aside my overwhelming resentment of Brady that marks me as a good, free-minded human man...literally no QB can be considered the greatest athlete of all time. Their accomplishments are dependent on other players to a degree you don't see even in other team sports.
Brady falls apart any time he gets consistently rushed and only makes up for this with an uncanny knack for finding a white teammate downfield.
Anyway, thank you again to the Philadelphia Eagles for beating Brady and then pissing off Trump so bad he barred a Swing State Super Bowl winner from the White House.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh

Keep Current with Zeddy

Zeddy Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!


Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @Zeddary

5 Feb
2021 is taking some legends but what incredible careers they had and lives they've lived.
Hall of Fame Canadian, right there.
'From Orange County, here we go'
Read 4 tweets
5 Feb
what the fuck with the spoilers ppl
Hunched over watching Wandavision in 10 minute intervals on an ancient laptop instead of my giant-ass 4k TV because the internet can't hold on to its shit.

Upload these universally watched programs at 9pm Eastern, Mouse, this is unsustainable. We must go back to the old ways
ah good you're all catching up
Read 4 tweets
4 Feb
Ah yes the endless war in *squints* Germany.
Remember those brave men who died seizing the d0mini0n servers from the Deep State lizard operatives in Feuchtwangen
Germany's a good place to have troops. It prevents wars. And it's a fairly popular posting. For many it literally is their home, as families/dependents live there too.
Read 4 tweets
3 Feb
Disney could absolutely get FB to deploy DMCA on that damn Pun skull but their head is firmly stuck in sand.
I don't even like that version of the skull. It's too 2000s. Too "kewl". The 70s version with straight teeth and a logo that took up Frank's entire torso was much more evocative of the character's proper "this is a cynical, satirical cartoon character you fucking babies" context
Read 4 tweets
3 Feb
We Heartland American Conservatives Keeping Institutions Nationally Grand
Super Pac Advancing Nationalist Knowledge In Truth
Read 4 tweets
3 Feb
Or, hear me out: when a huge mob of white militants openly plan to storm a branch of government at the beckoning of the guy with the nuclear football, don't dismiss it as just memes.
Yeah, I want the heads of all the Proud Boys, Oathkeepers, etc etc but the real way to suppress this threat is to do what we've been too chickenshit to fully follow through on since 1865. Build and sustain an equitable multiracial democracy that addresses centuries of injustice.
The participants included cops, active military, former spec ops vets. They were waving flags championing a sprawling, impervious security state.

The answer can't be to just spend more money on MRAPs and repeat the overseas mistakes that turned the Taliban into the Viet Cong.
Read 4 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!