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11 Feb, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Imagine turning an average arm bar hold and well-below average acting talent into an iconic job making those sweet sweet Mousebucks. Then throwing it all away so you can post pizza g8 memes for weird divorced dipshits.
Now hire someone whom Whedon screwed over for the role. The list is long I will admit.
Everything about that role screamed eventual spinoff series. They built her up as the Wyatt Earp of Star Wars. You threw it away to impress these assholes. Wow.
Anyway, I think Special Agent Luke Hobbs said it best:

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11 Feb
Hat tip to the Mandalorian Writers room for intro-ing/building up the Armorer, Fennec, Ahsoka, Bo Katan and other credible female action heroes so that, incidentally, the show wouldn't be one anti-Semitic post away from becoming dick soup.
Inclusive TV shows are sustainable TV shows
Cara is a survivor of genocide, on the precipice of crippling isolation and unquenchable rage in a life's pursuit of vengeance and you're seriously gonna compare getting ratioed to the Holocaust?!?!?
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7 Feb
He looks like he's threatening the others to get off his lawn
Even putting aside my overwhelming resentment of Brady that marks me as a good, free-minded human man...literally no QB can be considered the greatest athlete of all time. Their accomplishments are dependent on other players to a degree you don't see even in other team sports.
Brady falls apart any time he gets consistently rushed and only makes up for this with an uncanny knack for finding a white teammate downfield.
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5 Feb
2021 is taking some legends but what incredible careers they had and lives they've lived.
Hall of Fame Canadian, right there.
'From Orange County, here we go'
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5 Feb
what the fuck with the spoilers ppl
Hunched over watching Wandavision in 10 minute intervals on an ancient laptop instead of my giant-ass 4k TV because the internet can't hold on to its shit.

Upload these universally watched programs at 9pm Eastern, Mouse, this is unsustainable. We must go back to the old ways
ah good you're all catching up
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4 Feb
Ah yes the endless war in *squints* Germany.
Remember those brave men who died seizing the d0mini0n servers from the Deep State lizard operatives in Feuchtwangen
Germany's a good place to have troops. It prevents wars. And it's a fairly popular posting. For many it literally is their home, as families/dependents live there too.
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3 Feb
Disney could absolutely get FB to deploy DMCA on that damn Pun skull but their head is firmly stuck in sand.
I don't even like that version of the skull. It's too 2000s. Too "kewl". The 70s version with straight teeth and a logo that took up Frank's entire torso was much more evocative of the character's proper "this is a cynical, satirical cartoon character you fucking babies" context
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