I am all for shape shifter bunnyxian who gets injured and found by the great hgj, and this is right after cloud recesses lessons, lwj is still, "I can't deal w these feelings about wwx" and wwx thinks lwj hates him, but lwj cares for his bunny form and wwx is in love instantly
bunnyxian gets to do everything he never got to do in human form around lwj. Hop into lwj's lap, give him little bunny kisses, sleep in lwj's bed, get his undivided attention and lwj doesn't even get mad at him! or push him away! it's absolute bliss, wwx never wants to return-
-to human form if this is how it is as a bunny!!!! But unfortunately, the first time lwj returns a bunny kiss (!!!!) wwx gets so flustered he POOFS back into human form (naked) and is like 😳😳"I can explain lan zhan..."

and lwj is like "???????" Bichen is drawn.
Lwj has heard tales of shape shifters but no one's met them in centuries. Understandably, he's very confused, and very mad that a NUDE wwx is SOMEHOW tangled up in his sheets currently. He is also MAD that he can't help but stare at the lean slopes of unblemished skin.
So of course, an 18y.o hgj draws his sword on a clearly defenseless wei ying, bc how else is he supposed to deal with these sudden intense feelings? With a sword fight of course! Instantly the blade is under wwx's chin and wwx squeaks in protest with wide eyes.
"Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan! It's me! It's Wei Ying...." wwx starts, pulling more covers into his lap to cover himself. "Your bunny.."

Lwj is even madder about this. His bunny? Preposterous! Shameless! Ridiculous! All of the moments they'd spent together flash thru his head.
Bunnyxian spent most of the day in his LAP, lwj would hide him inside of his sleeves during council meetings, gently rubbing his head between his floppy ears where no one could see! Would put bunnyxian on a little floating bucket inside the bath while he BATHED bc bunnyxian-
-would start thumping unhappily when left behind!!! And all of the kisses!!!!! Anytime lwj was horizontal bunnyxian instantly came over to pepper his face with his twitchy little nose and tiny tongue. And if lwj wasn't horizontal, he would climb lwj like a tree!!! For a kiss!
Instead of discussing any of /those moments/, lwj says, "You're a shapeshifter."

Wwx nods and lwj swears he can see his black floppy bunny ears bouncing along with him, but they're not there, he's human rn.

Lwj is met w great inner turmoil to reconcile wwx and bunnyxian.
But wwx is human rn and lwj /cannot/ reconcile them inside of his head.

"Get out," lwj says instead and wwx's face falls.

"Lan Zhan...but--" wwx starts but the look lwj gives him silences him.

Wwx has his thinking face on for a moment b4 there's another POOF.
And wwx is in semi-bunny form. Long, floppy black ears, soft black down on the tops of his arms and legs, and if lwk peaks behind him--yup, a fluffy black and white spotted tail.

Now lwj /definitely/ doesn't know what to do, bc wtf, cute!
Seeing lwj's resistance faltering, wwx really lays it on. He crawls forward toward where lwj is standing, tiling his head in a way he knows will make lwj's brain fizz out from overly cute antics.

"Don't kick me out, Lan Zhan," wwx pleads w big eyes and lwj is done for.
Lwj's eye twitches, what a formidable foe he's been met with. But wwx sees more hesitance and takes the opportunity to stand (oh yeah he's human lwj thinks) soft cock out and just--there for lwj to gape at--and tosses himself into lwj's arms, nuzzling against his neck.
"Keep me, keep me," wwx mumbles into lwj's neck.

Lwj is frozen, but hesitantly raises his arms to pet along wwx's ears and wwx burrows furrow into the crevice of his shoulder with a content sound.

After what feels like hours lwj hums, "Mn. I will keep Wei Ying, my bunny."
And then they fuc--

live happily ever after!!!!!!!! The end.
I love them, ok back to classwork woops

ko-fi.com/yunmenglotus if you so feel inclined! Have a great day guys! Bunnyxian and lwj are cuddling forevermore.

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