bro have you even read Old Testament, it has pages and pages of God cancelling Bible characters
Ezekiel 28 is literally about how God cancelled Lucifer
God even cancelled all but one couple from every species of animal
If God was willing to cancel all humans except one family, he'd totally cancel this Lot, I mean lot.
Look, as Christians, just accept that sometimes cancellation is your Lot in wife
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