Jesus, one of the saddest things about living in America is watching people realize in real time that no help is coming
just absolutely a shit country. Does nothing but rob & brutalize its own citizens without even the barest whiff of obligation that a medieval lord would feel for his serfs
please stop doing numbers, you're depressing me
if you want to read something less depressing, follow @midnight_pals for hilarious jokes about horror writers
or I guess you can follow me here, i mostly just post goth selfies and get high tho
I'm getting weird offers from weight loss inspo accounts to buy advertising under this viral tweet (which I will not accept, i am morally opposed to weight loss), so might as well use this space to advertise myself. If you like tweets, why not follow me? I tweet a lot.
Do you like horror? Then maybe you'll like my text games, which range from atmospheric cosmic horror to lite-horror Tim Burton trad-parsers to diagetic folk horror to dumb raunchy comedy. bitterkarella.itch.io
Do you STILL like horror? Check out @midnight_pals where I imagine hilarious campfire conversations between your favorite horror creators OR check out my collected Midnight Pals book (Volume 2 is on the way!) bitterkarella.itch.io/submitted-for-…
Do you like even MORE horror? Check out my Youtube, which contains my short horror films as well as episodes of my public access TV show where I talk about horror literature and demonstrate folkloric witchcraft spells youtube.com/channel/UC3W5u…
Speaking of witchcraft, I adapted the Malleus Maleficarum, the infamous early modern witch hunting manual, into comic book form. You should definitely check that out too bitterkarella.itch.io/malleus-malefi…
And hey, why not help our Texas friends in their hour of need? That's probably the best use of your time & effort right now
kinda tacky that I advertised my own shit first, in retrospect

oh well, i suck lol
trans rights
OH SHIT, also do you like to, instead of experiencing the horror of being, like to laugh??? Then you should check out my podcast, A Special Presentation or Alf Will Not be Seen Tonight, about newspaper comics adapted into other media anchor.fm/a-special-pres…

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