A thread on Sachin Tendulkar

When GOD shun his indentity

You will be shocked to know that Sachin Tendulkar is declaring himself as an ACTOR and not cricketer since last 25 years.

Yes.
It is True.
Your GOD of cricket has declared himself as ACTOR in the income tax return.
In order to get deduction under 80RR and save tax he claimed Actor or Artist as main profession. Income from advertisements should not be taxed because he is not cricketer.

He claimed that he played cricket as amateur. Income from cricket is his Other income.
If you read this article your pride will be hurt. You will be pained. Your GOD spoke untruth.

google.com/amp/s/taxguru.…
I am not saying Right or Wrong. We are not judge.

He could prove himself as an actor and not different than Rajpal Yadav or Shakti Kapoor

But, Every Indian knows that he is God of Cricket.

Moral of story:
Knowledge of Taxation is important

Got this as whatsapp forward
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