You know how some people will tie weights to their foreskins to try to stretch them out?

I wonder if there are people who try the same thing with their tongues, and if they are the same people or at least know each other
"Damnit steve where's my fucking tongue weight. Oh no. You better not have. Goddamnit."
Someone after decades of dangling increasingly heavy weights on his tongue and foreskin, finally is able to tie them together
Michael abram should test this out

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