ok meikuroo where kuroo's most useless wingmen, bokuto (laughs at him by accident) and sakusa (laughs at him on purpose), are forced into a groupchat with him as his best bro & college friend/roommate who work with his Hot Captain Crush. bokuto inevitably makes memes. all suffer.
ex. 1:
sakusa: why do you make me read these things with my eyes
bokuto: but do you think he has to draw 25
sakusa, immediately: absolutely. he should have to draw fifty. he probably says it in his sleep now
[ kuroo tetsurou has left the chat ]
kuroo: PLEASE STOP i am with KENMA he judges me enough
bokuto: hi kenma!!!!!
sakusa: as he should
sakusa: that one is actually just a conversation we have had
kuroo: wtf why does he get to be batman
bokuto sends this one with the caption “kuroo’s plan for being a successful stud in his twenties” and kuroo sends it thumbs down reacts and sakusa uses a rare thumbs up one. kuroo is betrayed. bokuto treats it like he's scored the winning shot of the olympic finals
kuroo: can you fuckers LET ME LIVE
bokuto: bro............ i gave you such big muscles though
sakusa: it's true. he did. a generous lie
kuroo: i hate you
sakusa: bokuto, i am proud of you. this is a new meme format. you’ve moved into american television
bokuto: yeah!!!!
sakusa: this is how far you have fallen kuroo
kuroo: i need better friends
kuroo: ok u know what this is so rude but also a mood
bokuto: i know you bro!!
kuroo: bro....
bokuto: bro....
sakusa: please stop
bokuto sends this to the chat and sakusa and kuroo both IMMEDIATELY start typing. he expects praise (and squawks from kuroo) and instead:
kuroo: are you suggesting i want to fuck NEKOMATA-SENSEI
sakusa: kuroo older man kink confirmed
bokuto: oh i forgot to specify huh
bokuto very quickly changes it to this and sends this to the chat. while he is changing it, sakusa keeps mercilessly sending pictures of meian with the caption “nekomata”. bokuto starts sending memes to akaashi for proof reading after that
possibly as revenge, bokuto posts tis next. sakusa is appalled. kuroo is also appalled but he’s used to this so right now he’s just revelling in sakusa being targeted too

sakusa: what the fuck bokuto
bokuto: you are the same
sakusa: this is the worst thing you’ve ever said to me
bokuto sends this and kuroo is like “who the fuck helped with this one, since when would you write like this” and bokuto refuses to tell him

(it was akaashi)
kuroo: wdym kenma doesn’t have a captain
bokuto: kuroo you are killing me. you are killing your mother!!!!!!!!!
sakusa: can i please leave this chat

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16 Feb

it’s not anything, really, it’s just—

daichi catches kuroo looking at him sometimes. it sticks out because daichi’s never really been one to be looked at. he’s not flashy. doesn’t grab attention.

but maybe he grabbed kuroo’s.

it’s a heady thought. makes him swallow.
because kuroo, on the other hand, does grab attention. he laughs, and people look, because his laugh is a nightmare, but also full of life. he’s tall, handsome, smart, smirky. kind to his core.

he’s worth paying attention to.

/daichi/ thinks he’s worth paying attention to.
okay. so. kuroo tetsurou is a huge fucking dork who regularly tries to make daichi lose his patience. he’s also kind of wonderful. and every time daichi looks at him, he’s maybe looking back.

he doesn’t know if he’s projecting, hoping too much. if it’s just a trick of the light.
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