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Try to be less Kenyan
Try to be less pompous
Try to less senile
Try to be less pandering
Try to be less backstabby
Try to be less Indian
Try to be less Cuban
Try to be less Soviet
Try to be less historical
Try to be less fake news
Try to be less indelible in the hippocampus
Try to be less hypocritical
Try to be less gay
Try to be less homosexual
Try to be less beta
Try to be less woke
Try to be less broke
Try to be less rich
Try to be less poor
Try to be less Taliban
Try to be less clothed
Try to be less oriental
Try to be less K-Pop
Try to be less Japanese
Try to be less Jap
Try to be less Filipino
Try to be less Pinoy and Pinay
Try to be less Vietnamese
Try to be less Thai
Try to be less Latino
Try to be less Hispanic
Try to be less Mexican
Try to be less Germanic
Try to be less Egyptian
Try to be less camel
Try to be less Christian
Try to be less Viking
Try to be less British 🇬🇧
#CokeHatesWhitePeople #CokeIsRacist
Try to be less French 🇫🇷
#CokeHatesWhitePeople #CokeIsRacist
Try to be less Italian 🇮🇹
#CokeHatesWhitePeople #CokeIsRacist
Try to be less New Yorker 🗽
#CokeHatesWhitePeople #CokeIsRacist
Try to be less romantic 💕
#CokeHatesWhitePeople #CokeIsRacist

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