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1. With no sugar or cream unless it's a milk tea in which case all the sweetened condensed milk please.
2. Beer battered fried oreo sundae.
3. Fall because it's pretty and not too warm and not too cold.
4. Terrible people dying.
5. M E O W
6. Probably a month in Japan or with a lot of spending money and also enough friends to buffer me so I don't have to deal with racism and transphobia.
7. Zero.
8. Overcast.
9. No idea, honestly.
10. Wuhan, China, 2019, so I can give COVID to patient zero turning the whole pandemic into a closed time loop paradox thing so it disappears from reality.

Or like, somehow use time travel to obtain a majority interest in Amazon so I can use that money to buy up senators.

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*gasp*

Probably unpopular opinion: I don't actually hate them. I don't chime into it when people ask for advice because nuance is always lost in those discussions. But Twitter is great for nuance!
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CW fatphobia and mention of cancer
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Yep she basically tried to guilt me into being more functional instead of like idk offering me tools to help with executive function.
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