George Romero: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Pals, I call this The Tale of the Land of the Dead
Romero: ok so imagine there’s a zombie apocalypse
King: cool
Romero: and in the post-zombie world, humanity recreates all the same oppressive capitalist structures
Romero: so rich people live in a gated highrise
Romero: and despite the end of the world, they still enjoy all the decadent luxuries
King: how do they get those in a post-apocalyptic world tho
Romero: by exploiting the proletariat
Romero: and furthermore if you’d read Marx
Romero: anyway dennis hopper plans to escape into the zombie wasteland with a big briefcase of paper money
King: but what good is paper money in a zombie wasteland?
Romero: exactly
King: whoa
King: so what you’re saying is that capitalism sows the seeds of its own destruction with escalating levels of exploitation & resource extraction
Romero: that’s right
King: and the people should create a new order based on human need rather than profit?
Romero: exactly
Poe: hey sorry I’m late, what did I miss
Barker: George just radicalized steve
King: I was just thinking
King: what if the workers of the world united?
King: after all what do they have to lose? Their chains?
Poe: this is new
Barker: yeah well it’s steve
Barker: I wouldn’t bet on this lasting too long
Anton LaVey: um actually I think an oligarchy of the wealthy based on force is good
King: oh gosh he makes a good point too
Barker: yeah see?

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