One kid this morning: "I am so sick of school on the computer and I don't want to do it."
Other kid: "I am not putting my clothes on. I don't care if the teacher tells me I can't be naked on Zoom. If you try to put them on me, I'm going to run around."
Other kid: "I am not putting my clothes on. I don't care if the teacher tells me I can't be naked on Zoom. If you try to put them on me, I'm going to run around."
Me: "If you go to class naked, you'll get reported to the principal."
Kid: "Fine."
Kid: "Fine."
Me: "It's cold this morning and you really have to put on your clothes."
Kid: "No. I want to go back to sleep."
Kid: "No. I want to go back to sleep."
Me: "I'm going to call your grandma and tell her that you're not getting dressed."
Kid: "And I will run away from the phone."
Kid: "And I will run away from the phone."
Me: "I'm going to toss your roller skates if you don't get dressed right now."
Kid: [pause] Ok fine, but not the long sleeve shirt.
WHO KNEW.
Kid: [pause] Ok fine, but not the long sleeve shirt.
WHO KNEW.
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