1/ I want you to imagine a future where every facet of your life is controlled by a system of 5G-enabled mechanisms and how this will be advertised as providing you with a better life.
2/ Imagine a 5G-connected collar around your neck that made all of life's day to day work more convenient for you. Doors would automatically open as you approach them. Feeding tubes would provide nutrition when you need it.
3/ Your health would be monitored daily. Any strange fluctuations would be reported to a medical practitioner who would examine you. Even your waste products would be siphoned off before you even realise it.
4/ Any sign of stress within you could be monitored and reported. All of these new technologies would be directed towards giving you a life of 100% ease and comfort.
5/ Sensor operated curtains around you would react depending on the weather. Automated brushes would clean your body when you approach and need purifying.
6/ This isn't science-fiction. It is already reality for herds of cows across the United Kingdom who have been fitted with 5G collars and tags to ensure the above scenarios. Reuters reported on it back in 2019.
7/ The article boasts of these cows running on 5G. Cisco devices recognise the individual cows to precisely latch on to their teats for milking, treating the cow to a little food reward if they are compliant.
8/ Amazing. However, one should remember that despite this life of automated ease, the life of a cow born and raised in today's industrialised agricultural farms is one spent living in a direct pipeline from the incubator to the slaughterhouse.

It isn't going to stop with cows.
9/ "The significance of that is it means that this sort of technology could be taken up ... not just on farms but on rural communities right across the country.”

“We can connect every cow, we can connect every animal on this farm,” boasts Cisco’s Nick Chrissos.
10/ “That’s what 5G can do -- really unleash the power that we have within this farm, everywhere around the UK and everywhere around the world.”


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