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23 Feb, 5 tweets, 2 min read
USA is such an easy country to drive in I consider all Americans terrible drivers.

It’s SO EASY compared to most countries.

I instantly diagnosed tigers fuck up.

Some Xanax bullshit.

Marks tweet confirms. Dudes minds gone.

Young kings - CONTROL YOUR MIND. Image
Please understand.

I am a professional.

I see amateur bullshit like tigers crash and I instantly understand what really happened.

Some drugs he SHOULDNT EVEN BE TAKING.

His life is good but his mind is weak.

Now his body suffers a crash.

Why? Absolutely ridiculous.
I work out the reality of the world faster than near anyone alive.

And I’m never wrong.

Read that again.

I’m never wrong.

I drive 17 super cars at 200mph in the hardest driving country in the world daily with zero incident.

WHY?

Because I KEEP MY MIND SHARP.

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6 Feb
I told you about $CAKE in September.

You were lazy and “didn’t know how to do it”

If you invested 1k in Sept you’d be at 13k now.

Instead you slaved away at a job and you aren’t even FURIOUS with yourself.

And now I just stole your last excuse.

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Lol

Most of you are DESTINED to be losers.

How are you all not ridiculously rich?

I literally showed you a 13x project FOR FREE and you did nothing.

There’s been 5 more projects since.

Will you still do nothing??

You’ve accepted slavery and it doesn’t even cross your mind.
I don’t write these tweets for the destined losers.

They’ll always come up with an excuse to be poor.

You live in the best time alive to get rich.

It’s stupid how easy it is in De-Fi.

And now you have a full guide.
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Remember that anon game dork @alpharivelino

The one who talks the talk and shows no proof and insults real players.

He got caught going to a porn convention and knows every actress by name.

A porn super fan beta 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve always said.

ANON FOR A REASON.
His wife divorced him after he let her go swingers clubs lol.

He’s tried to hide his story but my team has it all.

Wanna see this “alphas” face?
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And work out why he’s such a failure.

Why his wife wouldn’t fuck him.

Why he can’t get girls now.

Why he loves porn etc.

His story is very typical.
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IM BUYING 50k OF $GME
LETS GOOOO BABBYYYYY

BURN IT ALL DOWNNN

IM IN FOR 6MILLION.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

COVID.

Crypto mooning.

Destroying hedge funds.

The average shit muncher has no idea what’s happening.

THE WHOLE WORLD IS CHANGING.

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Pat stood up for what he believed in.

Many “conservatives” shat on him for exactly that.

Saying his moves were “reckless”

Bravery often is.

In fact - every brave act committed by any man since the dawn of time was RECKLESS.

I wish you the absolute best of luck.
“He shoulda stayed home and do nothing like a real conservative lol”

If more Americans - which I no longer am (passports gone) - stood up for themselves and were half the man pat is.

Trump wouldn’t have had his election stolen.

The weak will always shit on the brave.
If you’re not man enough to go and protest yourself.

At least support and have respect for those that are.

You’re too pussy to go to war and then laugh at a soldier when he takes a bullet?

“Dummm dummm he wouldn’t get shot if he stayed home like me dummm dummm”

Cowards.
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Quicker than a Chiron.

I have both of these cars ordered - FULLY SPECCED - and on their way to me.

Will show you my own drag race video soon!

Can’t WAIT to get this 765 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our ID data, the last 12 times you called you ordered a large pizza with three cheeses, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on thick crust.

CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

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CALLER:
How the hell do you know?
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