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25 Feb, 4 tweets, 1 min read
It's a big day for conservatives' one joke.
The only right-wing weapon left in the Culture War Image
ERICKSON: I say again, expend all remaining Joke in my perimeter. It's a lovely fucking war. No Homo Out.
'I've got some ideas to improve Conservatism. Uh, one: The Joke should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.'

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26 Feb
few things enrage me quite like people who get mad when the US blows up an empty weapons cache in Syria and never when Assad blows up a full hospital.
For a decade I watched helplessly as a dictator butchered his whole country on Youtube. Sniped, shelled, bombed, starved, tortured, gassed. 100s of 1000s dead.

I absolutely do not fucking care if a couple of his ally's arms dumps in the middle of a fucking desert got scratched.
Literally you're more mad about it than Assad or Iran or any Syrian is. Shut the fuck up.
Read 7 tweets
23 Feb
Spraying brass from the right-side ejection port directly across my face so my southpaw fishstick ass can own the libs
Just colossal fucking dorks who want to impress future school shooters.
lmao no goggles either and camera quickly cuts to drone view cuz he definitely hit his crew with spent casings.
Read 5 tweets
18 Feb
Zarqawi didn't have as many prop guns as this
Love tooo blow a hole through the ceiling every time I reach for the dictionary
Pointing out my precarious Howard's End bookcase guns are fully loaded to own the libs
Read 7 tweets
18 Feb
he thought he could slightly change his hair and put on glasses and no one would see him fly away like a douchebag Clark Kent lolololololol
Literally the only appropriate reaction here is to laugh your shivering ass off because he'd have been just as useless if he tried to be a public servant.
Read 4 tweets
17 Feb
Who was the last truly memorable movie villain that was unquestionably the villain, in no way a tragic anti-hero, and why is the correct answer Immortan Joe?
Could make a case for Hans Landa, but that movie's great because it tees him up as the anti-hero only to triple down in the last two minutes 'no, fuck you you crying Nazi prick.'
Family in Get Out is a candidate. Though Allison Williams has talked about how disturbing it was that some white audiences couldn't quite see her character as irredeemable. Good thing it didn't get focus grouped or she definitely would have had an arc where she 'snaps out of it.'
Read 4 tweets
15 Feb
Not gonna dunk on any Texan unless they specifically filibustered Hurricane Sandy relief.

Snow, cold and ice suck. Electric outages in the winter get scary quick. I feel you fam.
My one advice is to put a premium on keeping your feet warm, especially if your floors are uncarpeted. Wear thick socks or even double socks, but don't reduce circulation by wearing shoes all the time.
And if you're shoveling out of heavy snow, start at the end of the driveway. The heaviest, coldest, iciest snow will be there and gets miserable to move if you're already winded. And square your corners like you're digging a grave. You'll make better progress.
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