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2 Mar, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Boy can't wait to read this story on how to get my parents the vaccine from my local paper Image
shit took 10 minutes to load and three times had to refresh because the close article button is identical to the four different close ad buttons.
that big gray x in the corner? That takes you to the home page.
Loot crate games and 1990s porn sites are less choked with scam advertising than literally any newspaper website.

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More from @Zeddary

2 Mar
It's reading to my kids to own the libs day
vaccines are cancelled
Turning off the TV is cancelled
Read 4 tweets
26 Feb
few things enrage me quite like people who get mad when the US blows up an empty weapons cache in Syria and never when Assad blows up a full hospital.
For a decade I watched helplessly as a dictator butchered his whole country on Youtube. Sniped, shelled, bombed, starved, tortured, gassed. 100s of 1000s dead.

I absolutely do not fucking care if a couple of his ally's arms dumps in the middle of a fucking desert got scratched.
Literally you're more mad about it than Assad or Iran or any Syrian is. Shut the fuck up.
Read 7 tweets
25 Feb
It's a big day for conservatives' one joke.
The only right-wing weapon left in the Culture War Image
ERICKSON: I say again, expend all remaining Joke in my perimeter. It's a lovely fucking war. No Homo Out.
Read 4 tweets
23 Feb
Spraying brass from the right-side ejection port directly across my face so my southpaw fishstick ass can own the libs
Just colossal fucking dorks who want to impress future school shooters.
lmao no goggles either and camera quickly cuts to drone view cuz he definitely hit his crew with spent casings.
Read 5 tweets
18 Feb
Zarqawi didn't have as many prop guns as this
Love tooo blow a hole through the ceiling every time I reach for the dictionary
Pointing out my precarious Howard's End bookcase guns are fully loaded to own the libs
Read 7 tweets
18 Feb
he thought he could slightly change his hair and put on glasses and no one would see him fly away like a douchebag Clark Kent lolololololol
Literally the only appropriate reaction here is to laugh your shivering ass off because he'd have been just as useless if he tried to be a public servant.
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