New arXiv preprint: Kathy Brauer's, “I’ll Finish It This Week” And Other Lies

tl;dr: We suck at estimating how long it will take us to do things that don't have deadlines, and we don't improve much over the course of a career.… Image
Serious point: academia would grind to an absolute halt if it were not for closely related cognitive distortions.

Example: It's 1:30 AM and I'm working on a promotion letter that is due tomorrow.

When I agreed to do it, I figured "Why not, I won't be busy then like I am now."
I was wrong, of course.

And that's generally true of ever manuscript or grant review I agree to write, every seminar I agree to give, every collaboration I agree to add to my plate....
If not for my perpetual inability to understand that I'll be just as overtaxed in x weeks from now as I am at the moment, I would seldom agree to do any of the unrewarded things that we do, and I'd decline to do many of the rewarded things we do as well.
I don't think that 30 years of experience have led to any updating at all on my part. If I have managed to learn this lesson in the slightest, it's been more than outweighed by the increasing number of requests I receive.
In any case, I guess the original paper illustrates that there is some value to deadlines in helping us finish things.

For years we had a sign above the whiteboard in my lab:

"Without deadlines, I'd still be trying to finish high school. —@jevinwest"

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